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Song Parodies -> "Alejandro (What Was Their Name)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Alejandro (What Was Their Name)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I know I wrote it down
And I hope that they forgive me
But I just can't find his or her name anymore.
So forgetful

Seven digits in my pocket.
Hey was she a chic?
Was he a dude

They had told me
But I was a drunk though
I think that they had something green on?
Was it blue?

Don't know if your name was Joy
Perhaps it's Reno, or Royce
Maybe it was Mary Lou
I have no clue

What was his name.
Or what's her name, Was it Jacko?
Was it a guy
Was it a gal, Leonardo?
And did we kiss
hey did we touch
or did we french behind a bush
What was her name.
What was his name, Enchino?
or Davino?
Marco-Marco Polo?
Was he-was she-chulo?
Clarice, Bill, Bob or Joe?
Janet, Janice, Michael?

(help, Please.)
(What was their name?)
(I just don't know)

Cell phone's open
but I'm still hazy
all my friends think that it's sad, guess that it's sad.
Can't think of names or even gender
Now if I get their sex wrong, Will they be that mad?

Can't tell if it's Jill or Roy
Were they from our town or Boise
At this point not sure on hues
Had too much booze

Was it a dame
What was their name. Was it Austin?
Or was it Gabe
Or was it Babe, or Boston?
I even missed, who gave me this
Did they show a hint of interest
What was his name
What was her name, Roberto.
Was it Angel
or Gabriel?
Jolly, Ollie, Landon?
Perhaps it was Brandon
Was it Sanchez?
Was it Mendez?

On Bending Knee
Someone Help Me. Was it Auntie
Don't know his name.
What was her name, Was it Monty
Don't know Babe
Hey was it Jade, or Fernando
Give me a list, Can you assist. Geraldo?
Tell me the name
Tell me the name, Hernando?
It's all the same
Sick of this game. Heraldo?
It makes me twitch, gives me an itch
Just give me a clue that's my wish
I need their name
I'll go insane, Girl or bro?

Was it Rambo?
Bambi or Moe?
Perhaps it's Laredo
or Mich-aelan-gelo
Hey Barrio?
Or Sbarro?
Was it Jalapeno?
Did it end with an o?

What was their name
Sick of this game? Ashley Simpson?
Was it a dude
Was it a babe, Lindsay Lohan?
What did I miss, gone through the list
Or perhaps someone with a lisp
Tell me the name
Tell me the name Susana?

or Miranda?
Or Hernanda?
Was it Alexander?
Perhaps it was Zander?
Was he homely?
Was she boney?
Kristof, Justin Mony?
Jake-Up, Matt or Sophie?
(End Line)

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Am I Christie? Or Marie? Don't know who I am? - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
At home I get called by my middle name (Christine...or Christie from AIR or other web forums I go to). At work I get called Marie (my true first name). It's the same situation with me and my bro also and it frequently gets confusing to our friends and co-workers. Sometimes I'm also horrible with names as well. Anyways, excellent parody you wrote and enjoyed it lots! Hope you make a recording for this satire someday!
Peter Andersson - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
I like how you managed to fill this post bender (been there, done that, have the missing brain cells to prove it) list parody with real but unusual names, including some smile giving ones like Rambo etc, though Sbarro can't be real, can it? 555.
Old Man Ribber - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh the pain! At least it wasn't an animal...or was it?? ;D
more - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
ho hp ho
Blaydeman - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Mark Scotti - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) The name is Dave, ABOVE average Dave on this one!
agrimorfee - March 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Sbarro's is the name of an Italian fast food franchise in many fine shopping malls across America. BAD, you took the silliness to Weird Al territory on this will need some revision, you will discover come recording time, but the risks you took with this really paid off.
Abbott Skelding - March 08, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) I had no idea where you were gonna go with this, with it having the same title as the OS and all...but this is excellent! Pacing was off with the names in a few places, but I guess that isn't totally your fault. Loved the Sbarro line and the fact that not only do you not remember their name, but their gender...great work!
bobpiecheese - March 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Pacing was a bit off here and there, but otherwise this was a fantastic parody. I like the way the singer is focusing on the mysterious person's name and not what actually happened that night, because that obviously doesn't matter/sarcasm]. 555!
Matthias - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
What the hell? I know I read this one! Why isn't my comment here? Anyways, I loved this one. Hilarious name-drops as well.

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