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Song Parodies -> "Poke Her Face"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Poke Her Face"
Parody Written by:
Sean
The Lyrics
Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z
I'd like to sleep without a interruption please
Nobody can hit me let me sleep in peace baby
Look, I'm tired I got four hours sleep last night yeah
Im on drugs so don't wake me up, I hate you, Retard
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. I'll slap you back, it will make a big crack
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. I'll slap you back, it will make a big crack
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face (And she'll wake up)
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face (And she'll wake up)
Hey, no contact, Im enjoying my sleep
Im in the land of nod, dreaming about Tvs
So please just go away, I am not having fun
Just go away or I will bring out my awesome B-B Gun
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. I'll slap you back, it will make a big crack
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. I'll slap you back, it will make a big crack
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face (And she'll wake up)
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face (And she'll wake up)
I will make you life living hell, and yes I promise
If you wake me before I tell you, Im not lying, It's the truth I promise
Just like an ogre if you wake me I will bash u, yes I promise this, promise,
You wake me you dont live long
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face
Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z
I'd like to sleep without a interruption please
Nobody can hit me let me sleep in peace baby
Look, I'm tired I got four hours sleep last night yeah
Im on drugs so don't wake me up, I hate you, Retard
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. I'll slap you back, it will make a big crack
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. I'll slap you back, it will make a big crack
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face (And she'll wake up)
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face (And she'll wake up)
Hey, no contact, Im enjoying my sleep
Im in the land of nod, dreaming about Tvs
So please just go away, I am not having fun
Just go away or I will bring out my awesome B-B Gun
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. I'll slap you back, it will make a big crack
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. I'll slap you back, it will make a big crack
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face (And she'll wake up)
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face (And she'll wake up)
I will make you life living hell, and yes I promise
If you wake me before I tell you, Im not lying, It's the truth I promise
Just like an ogre if you wake me I will bash u, yes I promise this, promise,
You wake me you dont live long
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
Im asleep, Im asleep but I can hear you say
Poke Her Face
(Her face feels like silly putty)
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face
P,P,P,Poke Her Face, P,P,Poke Her Face
Z Z Z Z
Thanks a lot
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This has been done before, but I still like it. Yesterday, I was in New York, and I had to go through the Penn Station/Madison Square Garden complex at rush hour AND in the leadup to a Lady Gaga concert. Believe me, dealing the commuters was better. Gaga and anyone who likes her, I'd like to poke HER face!
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