Mah mah mah mah
Mah mah mah mah
Mah mah mah mah
Mah mah mah mah

I wanna eat a lot of PF Changs
But then I've always got to run right to the toilet
Because my bowels move like crazy
And the toilet gets clogged, but I still keep it lazy

Oh, oh oh oh oh
Oh, oh oh oh oh
The poo feels hot, but yet it's not
Oh, oh oh oh oh
Oh, oh oh oh oh
It came from me, way better than pee

Can't read my, can't read my
No you can't read my poopyface
I've got to poop some logs out
Can't read my, can't read my
No you can't read my poopyface
I've got to poop some logs out

Pa pa pa poopy face
Pa pa poopy face

I wanna roll in it and get it in my hair
You should do it too if you wanna play it fair
Playing Russian Roulette with a poop-filled gun
And baby we will dance in the morning sun

Ow, ow ow ow
Ow, ow ow ow
The sun is hot, just like my poo
Ow, ow ow ow
Ow, ow ow ow
The sun is large, just like my poo

Can't read my, can't read my
No you can't read my poopyface
I've got to poop some logs out
Can't read my, can't read my
No you can't read my poopyface
I've got to poop some logs out

Pa pa pa poopy face
Pa pa poopy face

I won't tell you where I'm going
But I love you
Because I'm eating lots of muffins
I'm not lying I'm just playing Duck Hunt
Just like a fat guy in the Casino
Goes pee every minute
I promise, I promise
I'll be rolling in it

Can't read my, can't read my
No you can't read my poopyface
I've got to poop some logs out
Can't read my, can't read my
No you can't read my poopyface
I've got to poop some logs out

Can't read my, can't read my
No you can't read my poopyface
I've got to poop some logs out
Can't read my, can't read my
No you can't read my poopyface
I've got to poop some logs out

Pa pa pa poopy face
Pa pa poopy face

Pa pa pa poopy face
Pa pa poopy face

Pa pa pa poopy face
Pa pa poopy face