Oh my, oh my God
They're square, like a box
Spongebob-oo-la-la!
I want your square pants

Oh my, oh my God
They're square, like a box
Spongebob-oo-la-la!
I want your square pants
He wears his bottoms
At ninty degrees
Sure, they look great on him
I want them for me
It's what I want
His square pants
Is what I want

Bikini Bottom
Where he lays his head
He wears his square pants, I've got round ones instead
It's what I want
His square pants
Is what I want

You know that I want them
And you don't really need them
Cause you're a sponge
With square pants

When jellyfishing
Or at the Krusty Krab
He is always rocking those square pants
I'll keep on asking
And I'll stop till no end
Until I get a pair of square pants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
I really want square pants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Just give me those square pants

Oh my, oh my God
They're square, like a box
Spongebob-oo-la-la!
I want your square pants

I love the angles
I love the design
‘Cause I'll sell everything
As long as they're mine
They're what I want
His square pants
Is what I want

Mom think I'm psycho
My friends think I'm sick
My dad just disowned me
They ask "What the frick?"
They're what I want
His square pants
Is what I want

You know that I want them
And you really don't need them
I want them bad
Your rad square pants

You're being selfish
Can't hang on to that trend
Just give me your awesome, rad square pants
I will ask nicely
Then I won't ask again
Because then I will steal your square pants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
I really want square pants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Just give me those square pants


Oh my, oh my God
They're square, like a box
Spongebob-oo-la-la!
I want your square pants


Oh my, oh my God
They're square, like a box
Spongebob-oo-la-la!
I want your square pants

Come on Spongebob buddy
Your square pants would make me happy
Come on Spongebob buddy
Without them, I will go crazy
Come on Spongebob buddy
You're cartoon, but that don't phase me
Come on Spongebob buddy
Give em' to me, don't drive me crazy

I want them now
Can I have your square pants?
Just come on now
Can I just have your pants?

I want them more
And I won't have to hem
Come on Spongebob
Man, I thought we were friends

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
I really want square pants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
I want your square pants!

Forget you Spongebob
We are no longer friends
All because I couldn't have your pants
I'll take a shoebox
And tape it to my end
Now I have my very own square pants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
I finally have square pants

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
I have better square pants

Oh my, oh my God
They're square, like a box
Spongebob-oo-blah-blah!
You want my square pants?