-> "Rad Bromance"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Romance"
Parody Song Title:
"Rad Bromance"
The Lyrics
Ohhhhhhh...
Guys in a rad bromance
Ohhhhhhh...
Guys in a rad bromance
Praise God, Rama, Allah
We now jump and hollah
Bet your bottom dollah
It's a rad bromance
Don't do the cha-cha
Neither the lambada
But will try the hora
In our rad bromance
He is my Muttley
I'm his Dastardly
We just share everything
Like Bert and Ernie
Platonic love
Love, love, love
Platonic love
We go to Nassau
And bask in the sand
Then we debate about who got the best tan
Brotherly love
Love, love, love
Brotherly love
Love, love, love
Platonic love
We both drink the same brew
And those sweet martinis, too
That's not so bad
It's rad bromance
No big deal hugging
'Cause it all just depends
Him and me are in a rad bromance (ohhh!)
Don't you go bugging
Can't you see we're just friends?
Me and him are in a rad bromance
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh....
We sometimes trade off pants
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
We do the Tour de France
Wear our silk pajamas
Watching action dramas
Scarfing down good hummos
It's our rad bromance
It's such a torture
When we are apart
No one amenable
To light off my farts
It's just guy love
Love, love, love
Platonic love
We share a condo
And ride bikes to work
Live in two bedrooms
Call us "J.D. and Turk"
We have guy love
Love, love, love
Platonic love... (platonic love!)
You know he's my main dude
We both got the same 'tude
(We like our steaks thick, baby!)
It's not a fad
Our rad bromance
He'll do back rubbing
When my spine is a wreck
Him and me are in a rad bromance
Like Matt Damon and his bud Ben Affleck
Me and him are in a rad bromance
Ohhhhhh....
Comparing bath gel brands
Ohhhhhh...
Sometimes caught holding hands
Don't watch soap op-ras
Sports shows, they enthrall us
'Specially with Bob Costas
In our rad bromance
Believe in good karma
Peace like Dalai Lama
Still joke 'bout "Yo Mama"
That's our rad bromance
Turk, Turk loves his J.D.
Work it!
Drives his wife ca-razy
Bert, Bert loves his Ernie
Work it!
Though he drives him ca-razy
Laurel loves his Hardy
Work it!
Trip down, oops-a-daisy!
Look, Look! Hope and Crosby
Lookit!
They were so rich baby!
Platonic love
And there is no defense
Platonic love
BFFs to the end
Can't say much more
In even any language
Oui, je t'adore
BFFs to the end
Ohhhhh...(We don't want benefits!)
Ohhhh.....Dudes in a rad bromance
We don't want benefits! (Ohhhh...)
(Just a rad bromance) We don't want benefits!
Dudes in a rad bromance
(Just a rad bromance)
We go out clubbing
We trade off as wingmen
Him and me are in a rad bromance
But by late evening
We'll just go home again
Me and him are in a rad bromance
Ohhhhh...
(Such a rad bromance)
Ohhhh...
Dudes in a rad bromance
(Such a rad bromance)
Ohhhh....
Dudes in a rad bromance
Ohhh...
Dudes in a rad bromance
Our pet name is "Todd"
We may act real odd
Two peas in the pod
In our rad bromance
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