No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
No, no, no, no
I knew this showgirl, I called her the "Vegas Tease"
Guys would all line up because they all wanted to see
They'd take one good look and run away-they had to barf
I figured they were nervous, so I'll go give it a shot

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
She's super hot, I'll give it a shot
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
But then I stopped, my stomach just dropped

In my mind, she was fine
Yeah, she was hot till I
Saw her face (Her face don't match her body)
Can't deny, can't deny
Everything's hot on her
Butterface (Her face don't match her body)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface

I did a triple take, she brought my eyeballs pain
She had more facial hair than Lincoln and Mark Twain (nice mustache)
From the roulette table, she's prettiest in town
She must've climbed the ugly tree, hit ev'ry branch back down (Oh!)

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
Thought she was hot, but turns out she's not
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-noooo
Grandma at slots is ten times more hot

In my mind, she was fine
Yeah, she was hot till I
Saw her face (Her face don't match her body)
Can't deny, can't deny
Everything's hot on her
Butterface (Her face don't match her body)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)

Now I say this cause it is true
Let me tell you
Her face busted, needs some buffin'
I'm not lyin', she was stunnin'
Till I saw her mug and-
Of all the chicks in the casino
Had to pick the one with a huge snout...
So that one night in Vegas
Thats how me and your mommy met

Cause that night, just that night
I got married to a
Butterface (her face don't match her body)
Then that night, wedding night
Used a paper bag to
Hide her face (still has an awesome body)

She's my wife, she's my wife
I got married to a
Butterface (still has an awesome body)
Lazy eye, makes me cry
But I'm still crazy bout'
Butterface (I just look at her body)

Summer' here, summer' there
Talking bout teeth in her
Butterface (her face don't match her body)
I don't mind, I don't mind
I'm just glad her bod don't
Match her face (cause then I would have nothing)

Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (her face don't match her body)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)
Bu-bu-bu-butterface, bu-bu-butterface (no no no no)