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Song Parodies -> "Smoker Face"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Smoker Face"
Parody Written by:
M.C. Saw
The Lyrics
I used to write, record and perform parodies on a daily basis, but have been doing "serious music" for about 15 years. Decided to start writing parodies again and this is my first one to get back in the game. Recording it next week. Hope you like it.
Mum mum Marloboro
Mum mum Marlboro
Mum mum Marlboro
Mum mum Marlboro
Mum mum Marlboro
I'm gonna roll em like they did in Western Days
Roll em pack em light me drag it baby smoke with me, I love it
Pressure and addiction buy the cartons from the start
And after you get hooked it will destroy your lungs and heart
Oh, oh, oh
I'll get them lit, no way I can quit
Oh, oh, oh
I smoke a lot, in the parking lot
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(I've got to smoke another)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(Feels like I'm gonna smother)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
I wanna smoke with you a hard and a soft pack
A little emphysema and asthma attacks, I love it
Drinkin' liquor's not the same without a smoke
And baby when you cough if it's not rough then you're a joke, joke
Oh, oh, oh
I'll get them lit, no way I can quit
Oh, oh, oh
I smoke a lot, in the parking lot
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(I've got to smoke another)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(Feels like I'm gonna smother)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
(Mum mum Marlboro)
(Mum mum Marlboro)
They won't tell me that they love me
Kiss or hug me
Cause I'm smellin' like a felon
I'm not dying, I'm just flickin', with my cancer-sticking
When I'm outside at the restaurant
Pay your bill before I smoke you out
I promise this, promise this
Check my breath 'cause it's marvelous
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(I've got to smoke another)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(Feels like I'm gonna smother)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(I've got to smoke another)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(Feels like I'm gonna smother)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(I've got to smoke another)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(Feels like I'm gonna smother)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(I've got to smoke another)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
Mum mum Marlboro
Mum mum Marlboro
Mum mum Marlboro
Mum mum Marlboro
I'm gonna roll em like they did in Western Days
Roll em pack em light me drag it baby smoke with me, I love it
Pressure and addiction buy the cartons from the start
And after you get hooked it will destroy your lungs and heart
Oh, oh, oh
I'll get them lit, no way I can quit
Oh, oh, oh
I smoke a lot, in the parking lot
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(I've got to smoke another)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(Feels like I'm gonna smother)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
I wanna smoke with you a hard and a soft pack
A little emphysema and asthma attacks, I love it
Drinkin' liquor's not the same without a smoke
And baby when you cough if it's not rough then you're a joke, joke
Oh, oh, oh
I'll get them lit, no way I can quit
Oh, oh, oh
I smoke a lot, in the parking lot
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(I've got to smoke another)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(Feels like I'm gonna smother)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
(Mum mum Marlboro)
(Mum mum Marlboro)
They won't tell me that they love me
Kiss or hug me
Cause I'm smellin' like a felon
I'm not dying, I'm just flickin', with my cancer-sticking
When I'm outside at the restaurant
Pay your bill before I smoke you out
I promise this, promise this
Check my breath 'cause it's marvelous
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(I've got to smoke another)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(Feels like I'm gonna smother)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(I've got to smoke another)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(Feels like I'm gonna smother)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(I've got to smoke another)
Can't breathe in, can't breathe out
No I can't breathe with my smoker face
(Feels like I'm gonna smother)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(I've got to smoke another)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
S-s-s-smoker face, s-s-smoker face
(Mum mum Marlboro)
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Great job, though you can also drop the second "mum" and it can be pronounced "Mum Marl-bor-o" instead. But I realized that it can be done either way. I was able to pace it, just needed to change syllable accents a little. I'll give you 5's anyway. I don't smoke but great effort of putting it into the OS. Puffing 555 clouds of smoke!!
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