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Song Parodies -> "Joker Face"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Joker Face"
Parody Written by:
Lil D
The Lyrics
Mwa hah hah hah
Mwa hah hah hah
Mwa hah hah hah
Mwa hah hah hah
Mwa hah hah hah
I wanna trick em like they do in Batman's case
I can take you let's go Batman, stay away from me, (why so serious)
Dodge my attack and you will survive this part
And later on I'll stick my knife right near your heart
oh oh oh oh ohhhh ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll blow up the ships, show you what I got
oh oh oh oh ohhhh ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll blow up the ships, show you what I got
Don't get my, Don't get my
You don't get my Joker Face?
I don't love nobody
Don't get my, Don't get my
You don't get my Joker Face?
I don't love nobody
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
My knife is sharp I'll cut right through your cheeks,
A little blood is fun when you're with me, (why so serious)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun,
And Batman, with my knife if it's not rough it isn't fun, (fun)
oh oh oh oh ohhhh ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll blow up the ships, show you what I got
oh oh oh oh ohhhh ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll blow up the ships, show you what I got
Don't get my, Don't get my
You don't get my Joker Face?
I don't love nobody
Don't get my, Don't get my
You don't get my Joker Face?
I don't love nobody
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
I will shoot you with my crew
stab or beat you,
I'm not bluffin, Give me your money
I'm not lying I'm just pullin the trigger to my 9mm
Just like a chicken Batman ain't showin,
Hand over your bank before i knock you out,
Why so serious Why so serious
Check my cheeks cause your up next
Don't get my, Don't get my
You don't get my Joker Face?
I don't love nobody
Don't get my, Don't get my
You don't get my Joker Face?
I don't love nobody
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(I don't love nobody)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(I don't love nobody)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
Mwa hah hah hah
Mwa hah hah hah
Mwa hah hah hah
Mwa hah hah hah
I wanna trick em like they do in Batman's case
I can take you let's go Batman, stay away from me, (why so serious)
Dodge my attack and you will survive this part
And later on I'll stick my knife right near your heart
oh oh oh oh ohhhh ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll blow up the ships, show you what I got
oh oh oh oh ohhhh ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll blow up the ships, show you what I got
Don't get my, Don't get my
You don't get my Joker Face?
I don't love nobody
Don't get my, Don't get my
You don't get my Joker Face?
I don't love nobody
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
My knife is sharp I'll cut right through your cheeks,
A little blood is fun when you're with me, (why so serious)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun,
And Batman, with my knife if it's not rough it isn't fun, (fun)
oh oh oh oh ohhhh ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll blow up the ships, show you what I got
oh oh oh oh ohhhh ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll blow up the ships, show you what I got
Don't get my, Don't get my
You don't get my Joker Face?
I don't love nobody
Don't get my, Don't get my
You don't get my Joker Face?
I don't love nobody
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
I will shoot you with my crew
stab or beat you,
I'm not bluffin, Give me your money
I'm not lying I'm just pullin the trigger to my 9mm
Just like a chicken Batman ain't showin,
Hand over your bank before i knock you out,
Why so serious Why so serious
Check my cheeks cause your up next
Don't get my, Don't get my
You don't get my Joker Face?
I don't love nobody
Don't get my, Don't get my
You don't get my Joker Face?
I don't love nobody
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(I don't love nobody)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(I don't love nobody)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
J-j-j-joker face, j-j-joker face
(Mwa hah hah hah)
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That was clever. And funny.=)
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