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Song Parodies -> "Pokemon"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady GaGa
Parody Song Title:
"Pokemon"
Parody Written by:
Stupid un-funny idiot who thinks she is funny
The Lyrics
Yeah, I know Han Jovi already did this, but I decided to post my version anyway. Please read it before you flame me, mmkay? Only those who play Pokemon would be able to get this. >.>
Mum mum mum mon
Mum mum mum mon
Mum mum mum mon
Mum mum mum mon
Mum mum mum mon
I'm gonna stall 'em like they do in standard play
Wall 'em let 'em hit me raise my stats up all the way, use toxic
Luck and intuition, strategy, it's like an art
And after I've sped up I'll Baton Pass to Shedinja
Oh, oh, oh
There's Double Team, bet that made you scream
Oh, oh, oh
Used Baton Pass, right pain in the (*gasp*)
Can't hit my, can't hit my
No they can't hit my Pokemon
(She's got a fast Lopunny)
Can't hit my, can't hit my
No they can't hit my Pokemon
(She's got a fast Lopunny)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
Mantine, Electivire a hard pair they will be
A little battling is lots of fun for me, I love it
I EV train, a habit which is mostly shunned
When it comes to opponents if they ain't tough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh
That Nasty Plot, I use with Chatot
Oh, oh, oh
Give it a shot, show me what you got
Defeat my, defeat my,
Can you defeat my Pokemon
(PBR, not on Shoddy)
Defeat my, defeat my
Can you defeat my Pokemon
(PBR, not on Shoddy)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
(Mum mum mum mon)
(Mum mum mum mon)
Minutes prior to the onset
Of a contest
I've been stuffin' them with poffin'
I'm not lying Starmie's stunnin' with its water-gunning
Just like I do in the contest hall
Plan each move before I knock you out
Just look at this Togekiss
Check my team aren't they marvelous
Check out my, check out my
Hey come check out my Pokemons
(She wants to show you them)
Check out my, check out my
Hey come check out my Pokemons
(She wants to show you them)
Challenge my, challenge my
Would you please challenge my Pokemon
(She'll battle anybody)
Challenge my, challenge my
Would you please challenge my Pokemon
(She'll battle anybody)
Can't use my, can't use my
No I can't use my Pokemon
(She couldn't find nobody)
Can't use my, can't use my
I wanna use my Pokemon
(She couldn't fight nobody)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
Mum mum mum mon
Mum mum mum mon
Mum mum mum mon
Mum mum mum mon
I'm gonna stall 'em like they do in standard play
Wall 'em let 'em hit me raise my stats up all the way, use toxic
Luck and intuition, strategy, it's like an art
And after I've sped up I'll Baton Pass to Shedinja
Oh, oh, oh
There's Double Team, bet that made you scream
Oh, oh, oh
Used Baton Pass, right pain in the (*gasp*)
Can't hit my, can't hit my
No they can't hit my Pokemon
(She's got a fast Lopunny)
Can't hit my, can't hit my
No they can't hit my Pokemon
(She's got a fast Lopunny)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
Mantine, Electivire a hard pair they will be
A little battling is lots of fun for me, I love it
I EV train, a habit which is mostly shunned
When it comes to opponents if they ain't tough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh
That Nasty Plot, I use with Chatot
Oh, oh, oh
Give it a shot, show me what you got
Defeat my, defeat my,
Can you defeat my Pokemon
(PBR, not on Shoddy)
Defeat my, defeat my
Can you defeat my Pokemon
(PBR, not on Shoddy)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
(Mum mum mum mon)
(Mum mum mum mon)
Minutes prior to the onset
Of a contest
I've been stuffin' them with poffin'
I'm not lying Starmie's stunnin' with its water-gunning
Just like I do in the contest hall
Plan each move before I knock you out
Just look at this Togekiss
Check my team aren't they marvelous
Check out my, check out my
Hey come check out my Pokemons
(She wants to show you them)
Check out my, check out my
Hey come check out my Pokemons
(She wants to show you them)
Challenge my, challenge my
Would you please challenge my Pokemon
(She'll battle anybody)
Challenge my, challenge my
Would you please challenge my Pokemon
(She'll battle anybody)
Can't use my, can't use my
No I can't use my Pokemon
(She couldn't find nobody)
Can't use my, can't use my
I wanna use my Pokemon
(She couldn't fight nobody)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
P-p-p-pokemon, p-p-poh-kay-mon
(Mum mum mum mon)
Sorry for the lameness. I'm having a massive creative block.
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I am probably one of the biggest Pokemon nerds in the world! Very well written and went well with the OS. It's rumored in the next version there will be 555 Pokemon....
Pokemon nerds of the world unite! lol i loves it to death especially that part about stuffing them with poffins.
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