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Song Parodies -> "Toker Face"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Toker Face"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Puff puff puff aah
Puff puff puff aaah
Puff puff puff aaaah
Puff puff puff aaaaaah
Puff puff pffaaaaaaaaah

I wanna skin up like they do in Me-hee-co
Pump a juicy reefer full of Acapulco Gold
(It's smokin')
A dozen rizlas make it big enough for me
It's filled with nearly half an ounce of pure THC

Oh, oh, oh
Now pass it on - one drag and you're done
Oh, oh, oh
So pass it on - my spliff's nearly gone

Can't see my puffy eyes
They're kinda glazed in my toker face
(I'm hungry, got the munchies)
Now I'm high, like a kite
It's pale white is my toker face
(I'm hungry, got the munchies)

T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
(Puff puff puff aaah)
T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
(Puff puff puff aaaah)

I wanna fill my little pipe up to the bowl
Fill it to the brim with tetra-hydro-cannabinol
(I love it)
Smokin' tobacco's not the same you know it's true
I wanna put the "doobie" into Scooby Doobie Doo, woo


Oh, oh, oh
I'm droppin' rocks.. looks like chicken pox
Oh, oh, oh
I drop hot rocks.. all down to my socks

Lots of guys' dreamy eyes
They're looking nice like my toker face
(They're tokin' I'm not jokin')
No reply.. I know why
'Cause I can see in her toker face
(She's sighin', brain is fryin').

T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
(Puff puff puff aaaaah)
T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
(Puff puff puff aaaaaah)
(Puff puff puff aaaaaaah)
(Puff puff pffffaaaaaaaaah)

I'm not bluffin' that I'm tough en-
Ough like nuffin'
Cause I'm stuffin' lots of stuff in
Got enough in now I'm puffin'
Like a steam-train chuffin'

Just like a bloke who likes a toke
T'ain't no joke the sweetest smoke
Is not from coke.. not from coke
Hold it in until I [cough] choke!

Understand, he can't stand
But he looks grand with a toker face
(He's tasted gettin' wasted)
And now it's gettin' blitzed
There's many zits in his toker face
(He's gone completely zonko)

Had a drag, he's a stag
For any slag with a toker face
(A stoner with a boner)
Come on, punk, taste this skunk
Then go kerplunk with a toker face
(Who's puffin' wearin' nuffin'?)

Look at my glazed eyes
There's no disguising my toker face
(I'm hungry, got the munchies)
Now I'm high, like a kite
I'm pale white with my toker face
(I'm hungry, got the munchies)

T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
(I'm hungry, got the munchies)

T-t-t-toker face, t-t-toker face
(Puff puff puff aaah)
...repeat till wasted

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Matthias - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
A stoner with a boner describes anybody who gets high at a Lady GaGa concert, I mean that chick is hot! I love this song and loved what you did with it, so you get "high" marks from me.
AFW - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I got stone just readin' this..very descriptive..
Adam - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Is this on mp3?
Mark Scotti - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Ahhhh, those hazy days... wait...what was I writing about....oh.....fives for enormous memory loss...
LadyTaTa - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . pretty Aussie-Awesome, Sir Phil, Lord Down Udder !
TJC - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I actually *did* inhale this one--really well done Phil.... 'Spoofer Madness' of the, er, highest order!
Andy Primus - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't know who Lady Gaga is but that was hilarious. Funniest thing I ever saw to do with hot rocks was at Reading Festival 1980. A mate was laying on his back with one on the go when a rock dropped out and got stuck in one of his nostrils - he didn't find it as funny as the rest of us did.
Christie Marie M - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Anything with Lady Gaga is worth reading/singing! Well executed parody and best choice of words in your song! My fave of the day! Puffing 555's!!
Phil Alexander - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
:-D Thanks everybody

Adam - no (at least, not yet). I do have a plan to try performing it on Sunday - there's a band that did a seriously s***-kicking cover of this at an open mike last week.. I thought I'd try asking if they'd back me for this one

Mark - I know exactly what you. er.. what was I saying?

TJC - sounds like there's a Hawkwind "Reefer Madness" parody in there, somewhere

Andy - I can almost picture the scene :~)
Michael Phelps - July 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Outstanding! I've been trying to tell people
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/peggylee1.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/robertaflack17.shtml
that you can do the herb and still swim like a Turtle and win eight Olympic, as well as Acapulco, Golds!
Cody Slusher - August 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I am doing one called "Pizza Face". The theme is about pimples. This was requested by Addicted Cat. I might post it or maybe not.
Blood n' Gore 724 - October 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Not only will I one up your song, I will make a music video, and get a giant Fan Base. You have no clue what is in store for us, just remember our name Blood n' Gore 724 WHOOP WHOOP!
Darren - February 11, 2010 - Report this comment
ahhhhh gay i love jesus

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