Woah oh oh oh oh, I just found Sargatanas
Sargatanas
Woah oh oh oh oh, I just found Sargatanas
Sargatanas

What the? Nah-ah What the? Nah ah
Holy Caca!

When I found him I was astonished
Was something somehow like the astral plane
He's still a non falsiifiable point
Even after a shared lucid dram

Ah ah aha....ah aha
I'll break it down, break it down down
ah ah aha ahhh aha
I'm left w no doubts, left w no doubts

It's just a holy spoof,
Went searching for some proof
Just to satisfy the trolls on reddit

Can't be the one you blame
I only found a name
But stuff hit the fan soon as I said it

Woah oh oh oh oh
I just found Sargatanas
Please don't cuss
Woah oh oh oh oh
I just found Sargatanas
Sargatanas

What the? Nah ah
He's still resistant to photography
Hitchens would need proof of what I say
I learned this is is like a crime you can
Leave it there non falsifiably

Ah uh huh, woah..nah ah
I'll break it down, break it down down
Ah uh huh, No hah ah
I'm left w no doubts, left w no doubts

It's just a holy spoof when digging for some proof
To satisfy the trolls on reddit
Though Judas might be worse
I had to tell my nurse, the 5150 they'd regret it


Woah oh oh oh oh
I just found Sargatanas
Please don't cuss
Woah oh oh oh oh
I just found Sargatanas

...wierd...

In the most Biblical sense
Perhaps I need repentance
Christopher Hitchen's defense might still survive

But in the cultural sense,
And I speak in Future Tense
Im half expecting to find
Nelson Mandella Alive

I won't have a cow
But something big might make you go oh wow
Jesus is my virtue
But Rodsterling's name don't have a "t" now
No clue how

It's just a holy spoof
Went searching for some proof
Just to satisfy the trolls on reddit
I can't be held to blame
I only said a name
But things hit the fan soon as I said it

Woah oh oh oh oh I just found Sargatanas
Sargatanas

What the? What the uh uh
Holy caca!