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Song Parodies -> "Banned From France"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Romance"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Banned From France"

Parody Written by:

Kim McCarthy

The Lyrics

Another 2020 song written when traveling was quite limited during the pandemic
Oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no
Cough from a bad virus
Oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no
Cough from a bad virus
Na-na-nah-nah-nah
Oh no oh nah nah
Haha, ooh ha-ha
Caught your bad virus
Na-na-nah-nah-nah
Oh no oh nah nah
Haha, ooh ha-ha
Caught your bad virus

I heard from Fauci, don't want your disease
We won't be hanging out, even symptom free
Don't want your cough
Cough, cough, cough, don't want your cough
Wear your pajamas, and wash up your hands
Hope for good weather, 'Rona canceled your plans
Don't want your cough
Cough, cough, cough, don't want your cough
(Cough, cough, cough, don't want your cough)

I know we can't go do
Everything that we want to
Hope you don't have
That bad virus

Can't get in Europe 'til the pandemic ends
Cause you see, we've all been banned from France
(Oh-no-oh-oh-oh)
We got bored of this cause we're 'Mericans
Cause you see, we've all been banned from France
Oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no
Cause we’re all banned from France
Oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no
Cause we’re all banned from France

Na-na-nah-nah-nah
Oh no oh nah nah
Haha, ooh ha-ha
Caught your bad virus

I watch in horror, the long custom lines
Our travel's minimal 'til cases decline
Don't want your cough
Cough, cough, cough, don't want your cough
I want some trials, a vaccine made quick
Watch your fever rising now, maybe you're sick
Don't want your cough
Cough, cough, cough, don't want your cough
(Cough, cough, cough, don't want your cough)

I know we can't go do
Everything that we want to ('cause it’s a full beach, baby)
Hope you don't have
That bad virus

Can't get in Europe 'til the pandemic ends
Cause you see, we've all been banned from France
(Oh-no-oh-oh-oh)
We got bored of this cause we're 'Mericans
Cause you see, we've all been banned from France
Oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no
Cause we’re all banned from France
Oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no
Cause we’re all banned from France

Na-na-nah-nah-nah
Oh no oh nah nah
Haha, ooh nah-nah
Caught your bad virus

Wear that mask out baby
Work, movies, travel safely
Wear that mask out baby
Work, movies, travel safely
Wear that mask out baby
Work, movies, travel safely
Wear that mask out baby
Watch out, it's a full beach, baby

Don't want your cough
Hope this pandemic ends
Don't want your cough
I just wanna see friends
Je ne veux pas de toux
J'espère cette pandémie fin
Je ne veux pas de toux
I just wanna see friends

(Oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no)
Yeah, I just wanna see friends (cough from a bad virus)
I just wanna see friends
(Oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no)
Caught your bad virus
(Cough from a bad virus)
Caught your bad virus

Can't get in Europe 'til the pandemic ends
Cause you see, we've all been banned from France
(Oh-no-oh-oh-oh)
We got bored of this cause we're 'Mericans
Cause you see, we've all been banned from France
Oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no
(Caught your bad virus)
Cause we’re all banned from France

Oh-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no
(Caught your bad virus)
Oo-oh-no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no
(Caught your bad virus)
Cause we’re all banned from France
Na-na-nah-nah-nah
Oh no oh nah nah
Haha, ooh ha ha
Caught your bad virus

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