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Song Parodies -> "Polka Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Polka Dance"

Parody Written by:

Gilbert Fox

The Lyrics

I know Weird Al doesn't take pitches...Too bad...he really knows how to polka!
I want to polka like they do in old Warsaw
Playing my accordian songs you may have heard before
I'll dance so hard I see polka dots!

Can't beat my, Can't beat my polka dance!
(He's got a polka party)

You'll want to roll the barrel how happy you will be!
When I play my umpah notes you'll want to shout "Whoopie!"


At my polka party there's parogies by the ton!
(face it. Polka parties with parogies are so fun!)
I'll dance so hard I see polka dots!

Orbiter Dicta, someone should score Lady Gaga's Disco stick to a very spritely Gilbert and Sullivan march. I think It will work.

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