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Song Parodies -> "Boca Bass"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Boca Bass"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Based on how I heard the chorus when I first heard it. For the record, I didn't find college to be noisy like this at all, but thought this'd fit in well with this song after having heard it like that
Boca Raton
Boca Raton
Boca Raton
Boca Raton
Boca Raton

Now here we are living in mouth of the rat
Eating vending machine food all the time you'll get fat (you know it)
Where is my class again? Find your way back to the quad
Backpack that's full of books, you go and land right on the sod

Whoa, uh-oh, uh, oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa, uh, oh
This place is hot, Alaska it's not
Whoa, uh-oh, uh, oh, whoa whoa whoa whoa, uh, oh
You're relearning the things you forgot

Cars go by, cars go by
Now you can hear the Boca bass
Annoying the professors
Parking's tough, it's so rough
So they just blast that Boca bass
And walk a mile to your class

B-b-b-boca bass, b-b-boca bass
I ate a sub
B-b-b-boca bass, b-b-boca bass
And barfed it up

You wanna blast your ears, and annoy the squirrels
A stereo blasting is fun when you're with me, I love it
Paul Kavanaugh is giving the traffic report
Linton and Yamato roads, driving there is a sport

Ow, ow-ow, ow, ow, ow-ow-ow-ow, ow, ow
Teachers' eardrums, hearing bass and drums
Ow, ow-ow, ow, ow, ow-ow-ow-ow, ow, ow
It's just too loud, hear professors shout

Can't read books, Can't read books
Because I'm hearing Boca bass
Drive on turnpike blasting
Professors, they complain
They go insane from Boca bass
We all got new systems

B-b-b-boca bass, B-b-b-boca bass,
Boom boom boom boom
B-b-b-boca bass, B-b-b-boca bass,
From my dorm room
You can hear it
All through campus

I won't tell you that I love it, but it's not bad
But tough to read Sun Sentinel
Getting Fanta at Shell station hearing Mo and Sally
I can hear the bass from here
Posh rich people are complaining
And even this, even this
Schnellenberger's irritated

Can't hear you, can't hear you
No, I'm listening to Boca bass
Top floor in parking garage
Eat some fries, eat some fries
Radio NBC or Boca bass?
Hear it at the soda machine

Library, til midnight
Finishing papers, hear the bass
Can I find computer that's free
Where is the new classroom
Can't hear you over the boom
And all the repetition

Go to class with girlfriend
We're sick of unending Boca bass
Kate's the coolest by the way
Where is my, Term paper
It's blown away from the bass
Found it, slip under the door

B-b-b-boca bass, B-b-b-boca bass,
B-b-b-boca bass, B-b-b-boca bass, (You can hear it like anything)
B-b-b-boca bass, B-b-b-boca bass,
Mello Yello, ahhh
B-b-b-boca bass, B-b-b-boca bass,
Faculty left
B-b-b-boca bass, B-b-b-boca bass,
They were annoyed
B-b-b-boca bass, B-b-b-boca bass,
Noise fills the void

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2Eagle - January 13, 2020 - Report this comment
So this is the year of the rat. No wonder we have infestations.
EWOP - January 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks 2Eagle

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