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Song Parodies -> "Hostage Donuts"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Hostage Donuts"

Parody Written by:

theshatteredaurora

The Lyrics

Yummy yummy yummy oh
Yummy yummy yummy oh
Yummy yummy yummy oh
Yummy yummy yummy oh
Yummy yummy yummy oh

I wanna burn 'em down they get I love their taste
Cream-filled or Cadbury and Nestle, raise it, Nutella, come into me (I wanna hot)
Eating foods temptation clean the rides with donuts to start
And after she's got a tenacious I'll blank it one that's on the floor

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll telling me sweet, showing I'll take you down
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll telling me sweet, showing I'll take you down

[Chorus:]
Can't take my,
Can't take my
No he can't read my hostage donuts
(she's got a holding out)
Can't take my,
Can't take my
No he can't read my hostage donuts
(she's got a holding out)

H-h-h-hostage donuts, h-h-hostage donuts
(Yummy yummy yummy oh)
H-h-h-hostage donuts, h-h-hostage donuts
(Yummy yummy yummy oh)

That's my gonna jam with him a fruit cakes we will be
A burning delicious is ready when you're with me (I wanna hot)
Shut up and donuts is not the same fruiting a food
And baby when it's hot if it's call me drive it isn't fun, fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll telling me sweet, showing I'll take you down
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll telling me sweet, showing I'll take you down

[Chorus]

H-h-h-hostage donuts, h-h-hostage donuts
(Yummy yummy yummy oh)
H-h-h-hostage donuts, h-h-hostage donuts
(Yummy yummy yummy oh)
(Yummy yummy yummy oh)
(Yummy yummy yummy oh)

I don't wanna you that I'll show it
Food or cakes you
Cause I'm unbearable with my sucked
I'm not creamy, I'm just stumbled with my buddy-out-snacks
Just like a tell at your money
Pull your touch before I keep you out
I prove it miss, prove it miss
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

[Chorus 3x]

[3x]
H-h-h-hostage donuts, h-h-hostage donuts
(Yummy yummy yummy oh)
H-h-h-hostage donuts, h-h-hostage donuts
(Yummy yummy yummy oh)

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