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Song Parodies -> "Hit My Face"
Original Song Title:
"Poker Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Hit My Face"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The infamous Brady Bunch episode where Marcia gets hit with the football to the nose, teaching her a lesson about looks and lying.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I wanna date ‘em
But never on the same day
Tell ‘im, but it‘s risky, hate it
Lie to poor Charlie (A guilt trip)
Saturday night is when it had to start
Charlie played his cards
But now “something’s come up”
Marcia’s gonna break his heart
Oh no! Oh no! one of them has to go
Well, Doug is hot, the other is not
Oh no! Oh no! one of them has to go
Well, Doug is hot, the other is not
[Chorus]
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
I wanna go with him
A cool pair we will be
A little flirting will be fun
When Doug is holding me (I love it)
Bad feeling in my gut
The shame of what I’ve done
And maybe cause it's Doug
I don’t feel it’s all that wrong, wrong
Oh no! Oh no! one of them has to go
Well, Doug is hot, the other is not
Oh no! Oh no! one of them has to go
Well, Doug is hot, the other is not
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
Can’t figure out what to do
‘Cause Doug’s so cool
But when drinkin’ at the fountain
Doug was lying
Me he’s shunnin'
With his “something‘s come up… and“ (Bah)
Grateful that Charlie still wanted to go
I was frank, but he bailed me out
Unexpected twist, I’m lovin’ it
At the pizza joint Doug got jealous
Charlie slugged him, so his nose needs fixed!!!
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
Apology wasn't too late... we still had a date!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I wanna date ‘em
But never on the same day
Tell ‘im, but it‘s risky, hate it
Lie to poor Charlie (A guilt trip)
Saturday night is when it had to start
Charlie played his cards
But now “something’s come up”
Marcia’s gonna break his heart
Oh no! Oh no! one of them has to go
Well, Doug is hot, the other is not
Oh no! Oh no! one of them has to go
Well, Doug is hot, the other is not
[Chorus]
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
I wanna go with him
A cool pair we will be
A little flirting will be fun
When Doug is holding me (I love it)
Bad feeling in my gut
The shame of what I’ve done
And maybe cause it's Doug
I don’t feel it’s all that wrong, wrong
Oh no! Oh no! one of them has to go
Well, Doug is hot, the other is not
Oh no! Oh no! one of them has to go
Well, Doug is hot, the other is not
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
Can’t figure out what to do
‘Cause Doug’s so cool
But when drinkin’ at the fountain
Doug was lying
Me he’s shunnin'
With his “something‘s come up… and“ (Bah)
Grateful that Charlie still wanted to go
I was frank, but he bailed me out
Unexpected twist, I’m lovin’ it
At the pizza joint Doug got jealous
Charlie slugged him, so his nose needs fixed!!!
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
Saw it fly, walked outside
Whoa, Peter’s football hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Nose swollen oh so badly)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
H-h-h-hit my face, h-h-hit my face
(Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!)
Apology wasn't too late... we still had a date!
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Funny and interesting title switch...good Brady bill a' fare
Not quite as nuanced and subtle and tender as "Kaiser Blade", Rob but still ... oh what the hey -- 555
Thanks guys :)
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