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Song Parodies -> "Poke Her Face"
Original Song Title:
"Pokerface"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Poke Her Face"
Parody Written by:
Silver Power
The Lyrics
Who says big hairy moles on a woman isn't attractive? Also, I have the pacing perfect, according to the lyrics at http://www.metrolyrics.com/pokerface-lyrics-lady-gaga.html, so go there before you criticize the pacing. Thank you, and enjoy.
Muh muh muh mole
Muh muh muh mole
Muh muh muh mole
Muh muh muh mole
Muh muh muh mole
I've got a date tonight with some girl I don't know
Blind date, I haven't gone out since a long time ago [I'm desp'rate]
I had been awaiting this blind date for a whole week
But when I saw her I noticed a brown spot on her cheek
Mole, mole, mole
I almost fell, and let out a yell
Mole, mole, mole
It cast it's spell, could not help myself
Self control, is not high
With my finger, I, poked her face
[It's fluffy, round, and ugly]
And as hard, as I tried
I couldn't help, but, poke her face
[Looks like a little bug, see?]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
She didn't mind it, says it happens all the time
She has more hair on her cheek than I have on mine [I'm a man!]
I could not stop staring at it, It had me pulled
And baby, I'm really craving a game of Whack-A-Mole [Mole]
Mole, mole, mole
I had to touch, Wanted to so much
Mole, mole, mole
My OCD's, become a bit much
When I touch, it's a rush,
I'm turned on when, I, poke her face
[She likes it too, don't worry]
With her mole, I'm in love
Gets me off when, I, poke her face
[Even though it is furry]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
[Muh muh muh mole]
[Muh muh muh mole]
We've been dating for a year now
And your mole keeps
Us together, some like leather,
And some get turned on by feathers, my fetish is better
Just like a kid in a candy store
I really just cannot help myself
I promise that, this fetish
Don't reflect upon my mental health
Her mole keeps, me amused
Each day and night, I, poke her face
[I also, lick it weekly]
I admit, I abuse
Cuff her to our, bed, poke her face
[I'll admit, I'm quite freaky]
Says she'll get, it removed
Won't be able, to, poke her face
[Did nothing to deserve this!]
Now I just, have the blues
Only with her, to, poke her face
[Personality's useless]
In-stit-u-tion-al-ized
Call me crazy, I poke her face
[Registered Mole-o-phile]
But none of, them realize
That I NEED, to, poke her face
[I haven't for a while]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
Muh muh muh mole
Muh muh muh mole
Muh muh muh mole
Muh muh muh mole
I've got a date tonight with some girl I don't know
Blind date, I haven't gone out since a long time ago [I'm desp'rate]
I had been awaiting this blind date for a whole week
But when I saw her I noticed a brown spot on her cheek
Mole, mole, mole
I almost fell, and let out a yell
Mole, mole, mole
It cast it's spell, could not help myself
Self control, is not high
With my finger, I, poked her face
[It's fluffy, round, and ugly]
And as hard, as I tried
I couldn't help, but, poke her face
[Looks like a little bug, see?]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
She didn't mind it, says it happens all the time
She has more hair on her cheek than I have on mine [I'm a man!]
I could not stop staring at it, It had me pulled
And baby, I'm really craving a game of Whack-A-Mole [Mole]
Mole, mole, mole
I had to touch, Wanted to so much
Mole, mole, mole
My OCD's, become a bit much
When I touch, it's a rush,
I'm turned on when, I, poke her face
[She likes it too, don't worry]
With her mole, I'm in love
Gets me off when, I, poke her face
[Even though it is furry]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
[Muh muh muh mole]
[Muh muh muh mole]
We've been dating for a year now
And your mole keeps
Us together, some like leather,
And some get turned on by feathers, my fetish is better
Just like a kid in a candy store
I really just cannot help myself
I promise that, this fetish
Don't reflect upon my mental health
Her mole keeps, me amused
Each day and night, I, poke her face
[I also, lick it weekly]
I admit, I abuse
Cuff her to our, bed, poke her face
[I'll admit, I'm quite freaky]
Says she'll get, it removed
Won't be able, to, poke her face
[Did nothing to deserve this!]
Now I just, have the blues
Only with her, to, poke her face
[Personality's useless]
In-stit-u-tion-al-ized
Call me crazy, I poke her face
[Registered Mole-o-phile]
But none of, them realize
That I NEED, to, poke her face
[I haven't for a while]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
P-P-P-Poked her face P-P-Poked her face
[Muh muh muh mole]
Once again, the lyrics are at http://www.metrolyrics.com/pokerface-lyrics-lady-gaga.html.
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I wish somebody would poke Lady Gaga's face, maybe she'd start saying "Ow!" instead of "singing"!
Very funny...the 'beauty spot' metaphor taken to the nth degree...555!!!
Thanks. I've seeked help for my problem and I've been mole-free for nearly 2 weeks. ;]
F-F-F-Funny song!
P-P-P-Poking you fives...
Does salycylic acid work on my mole, too? Poking my moles and warts apparently do not work. 555 for the song btw...
in my personal opion this site is bias
Thanks Mark, don't poke me too hard. Shirly, why would you want to get rid of your mole? Lets meet up sometime. Chance, in my personal 'opion', it isn't bias(ed). I don't see how you would say that.
That is quite an unhealthy obessesion indeed better call this number 555
(ABC5P) I know this is early, but you did a great job. Expect to be in my Top 5. 555
(ABC P) An ewwww! and well done on this obsession; flows along well while listening to OS
Funny as hell, with the most obvious but still genius title sub. Reminds me of those old eps of Ally mcBeal where one character had an obsession with the chin wattles of Janet Reno.. (LOL) 555.
(ABC05P)
Silver - "It's still whack a mole to me" - Loved that ref to whack a mole. You get fives just for making that ref. Take her to a floating card game - nothing like having a "poker face" along to even the odds.
Silver - "It's still whack a mole to me" - Loved that ref to whack a mole. You get fives just for making that ref. Take her to a floating card game - nothing like having a "poker face" along to even the odds.
(ABC) Great title sub idea Silver Power, and a funny though unbelievable storyline. I've gotta say the idea of poking someone's mole every night as a part of foreplay makes me nauseous - 555
(ABC) really funny and clever idea, SP!!
Funny, SP...lol
you've got to control that impulse...hehehe 5' s . SeemI just karma'd you too. : )
you've got to control that impulse...hehehe 5' s . SeemI just karma'd you too. : )
ABC: 555 All the way!! Excellent idea, execution and I loved the Whack-a-Mole line...nice nice job!!
(ABC5) That's an...interesting fetish, poking someone's face. I hope it's with your finger. 555!
ABC5(P) Voted/commented above...Still liked it the second time around!!!...I would have ranked it higher had you varied the choruses.
(ABC) Cute, a little gross, made me smile, liked the "muh muh muh mole". I'll take your word for it on the pacing, but it might help to go by what you hear rather than what you see. 5-5-5 and a dermitologist!
This was crazy. . .It had me laughing because I kinda got a dirty connotation from the title, but when I realized it was about a mole, it was just very fun. . .great idea.
Dave you just have a dirty mind my friend, Silver this was hilarious! I seriously loved this one, and I also LOVE the original song and I really LOVE Lady GaGa. She reminds me a lot of a few of my friends... Anyways this was awesome, I loved it.
"Mole-o-phile" lmao. Funny work SP. 555
Thank you, everyone, for voting me into 3rd place for the ABC5 P round...
Matthias, I completely agree with you... Lady Gaga is extremely talented, and she's gorgeous, and I would still hook up with her regardless of whether she's a hermaphrodite or not, and her song Paparazzi is my current ring tone... I could go on and on.
The only thing I think that Lady Gaga could improve is her face-to-mole ratio. It's currently 1:0, when it should be about 1:1. But who am I to complain?
Did I just go on and ramble about Lady Gaga?
Matthias, I completely agree with you... Lady Gaga is extremely talented, and she's gorgeous, and I would still hook up with her regardless of whether she's a hermaphrodite or not, and her song Paparazzi is my current ring tone... I could go on and on.
The only thing I think that Lady Gaga could improve is her face-to-mole ratio. It's currently 1:0, when it should be about 1:1. But who am I to complain?
Did I just go on and ramble about Lady Gaga?
*Points at face* Mole. Mole. Mole. MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY Moley!!! :)
Wow... I bet nobody remembers me. I haven't been here in *ages*. But I just heard a cover of Poker Face, and thought, "ok, that's an I hardly know'er if I've ever heard one. I bet someone's written a parody." So I googled it up, and sure enough. Great jorb!
I somewhat remember you, but I don't remember your parodies so much as your name. But thank you!
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