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Song Parodies -> "Pure Romance"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Romance"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Pure Romance"
Parody Written by:
Rebekah Dub
The Lyrics
Written in the view of a prospective Pure Romance party hostess. Enjoy!
Oh, wanting some Pure Romance
Oh, craving some Pure Romance
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Want some Pure Romance
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Craving Pure Romance
I want some sexy, I want a party
I’ll hunt down guests if I can get something free
I feel sexy
I, I, I, I feel sexy
What your mister doesn’t know won’t hurt him
You’ll make a lot of purchases on a whim
Get the plastic
Get, get, get out the plastic
(Get, get, get out the plastic)
You know that I want it
And you know that I need it
I want some Pure, Pure Romance
I’m running out of my favorite lotion
Gotta speak with my Pure Romance girl
I’m starting to run low on tingling lip-gloss
Gotta speak with my Pure Romance girl
Oh, wanting some Pure Romance
Oh, craving some Pure Romance
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Want some Pure Romance
I cleaned my house and invested in wine
Then I just found out that my best friend declined
My sweet invite
My, my, my, my sweet invite
Then my boss saw my invite on Facebook
This feels so awkward; can I get off the hook
And mind my biz
And, and, and just mind my biz
(And, and, and just mind my biz)
You know that I want it
And you know that I need it
(‘Cause I’m runnin’ low, baby!)
I want some Pure, Pure Romance
My Bosom Buddy is just about out
Gotta speak with my Pure Romance girl
Maybe I’ll get lucky and get it for free
Gotta speak with my Pure Romance girl
Oh, wanting some Pure Romance
Oh, craving some Pure Romance
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Want some Pure Romance
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Craving Pure Romance
RSVP, damn it
My party’s in less than a week
RSVP, damn it
If you do not I’m gonna freak
RSVP, damn it
My party’s in less than a week
RSVP, damn it
If you do not I’m gonna freak
Let’s get some sales so I get more for free
There’s lots of stuff that I really want free
Tingling lip-gloss, Bosom Buddy, lotion
Especially that nude tingling lip-gloss
That nude tingling lip-gloss
(Wanting some Pure Romance)
That nude tingling lip-gloss
(Craving some Pure Romance)
It’s by Pure Romance
It’s by Pure Romance
I want some guests and I want free product
Gotta speak with my Pure Romance girl
I’ve got my guest list ready to give to her
Gotta speak with my Pure Romance girl
Wanting Pure Romance
(Oh, wanting some Pure Romance)
Wanting Pure Romance
Craving Pure Romance
(Oh, craving some Pure Romance)
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Want some Pure Romance
Oh, craving some Pure Romance
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Want some Pure Romance
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Craving Pure Romance
I want some sexy, I want a party
I’ll hunt down guests if I can get something free
I feel sexy
I, I, I, I feel sexy
What your mister doesn’t know won’t hurt him
You’ll make a lot of purchases on a whim
Get the plastic
Get, get, get out the plastic
(Get, get, get out the plastic)
You know that I want it
And you know that I need it
I want some Pure, Pure Romance
I’m running out of my favorite lotion
Gotta speak with my Pure Romance girl
I’m starting to run low on tingling lip-gloss
Gotta speak with my Pure Romance girl
Oh, wanting some Pure Romance
Oh, craving some Pure Romance
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Want some Pure Romance
I cleaned my house and invested in wine
Then I just found out that my best friend declined
My sweet invite
My, my, my, my sweet invite
Then my boss saw my invite on Facebook
This feels so awkward; can I get off the hook
And mind my biz
And, and, and just mind my biz
(And, and, and just mind my biz)
You know that I want it
And you know that I need it
(‘Cause I’m runnin’ low, baby!)
I want some Pure, Pure Romance
My Bosom Buddy is just about out
Gotta speak with my Pure Romance girl
Maybe I’ll get lucky and get it for free
Gotta speak with my Pure Romance girl
Oh, wanting some Pure Romance
Oh, craving some Pure Romance
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Want some Pure Romance
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Craving Pure Romance
RSVP, damn it
My party’s in less than a week
RSVP, damn it
If you do not I’m gonna freak
RSVP, damn it
My party’s in less than a week
RSVP, damn it
If you do not I’m gonna freak
Let’s get some sales so I get more for free
There’s lots of stuff that I really want free
Tingling lip-gloss, Bosom Buddy, lotion
Especially that nude tingling lip-gloss
That nude tingling lip-gloss
(Wanting some Pure Romance)
That nude tingling lip-gloss
(Craving some Pure Romance)
It’s by Pure Romance
It’s by Pure Romance
I want some guests and I want free product
Gotta speak with my Pure Romance girl
I’ve got my guest list ready to give to her
Gotta speak with my Pure Romance girl
Wanting Pure Romance
(Oh, wanting some Pure Romance)
Wanting Pure Romance
Craving Pure Romance
(Oh, craving some Pure Romance)
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Ooh la, ooh la la
Want some Pure Romance
Pardon the dry spell (no pun intended). I've just had no time whatsoever to write a parody (much less contemplate ideas) until this weekend.
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Nice-555!
Thanks. A friend of mine from work referred me to get Pure Romance girl, and I was feeling inspired, hence the parody.
Her, not get, lol. I was typing the comment from my iPhone.
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