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Song Parodies -> "Que está en el baño?"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Que está en el baño?"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Translates to "Who is in the Restroom?". If you do not understand some of the phrases in this song, please use some translator online. Some of the repeated ones are...abierto means "open", ocupado means "occupied", and el baño means "the restroom". Original Song-
I went out on this date
And I felt a little queasy
But there was a sign on the bathroom door­-

She takes my hand
While we’re talking
And we’re waiting for our food
wait for our food
At this restaurant
Called “El Diablo”
Don’t know if I’ll survive dinner
What to do!?

Plate comes in, I said “Oh boy”
Food from Mexico
Bad choice
Should have thought this whole thing through
And there’s bad news…

Don’t feel the same
It’s not a game
Why pick this place?
I hate this place
Bad tacos
Don't wanna sit
I have to run
Sorry the date must end, hon
In any case
Still I exclaim-

I cried when el baño
estaba en uso
¿por qué es el baño
por qué ocupado?

Please, just let me go
You bastardo!
Just let me go

It’s a problem
Go to my lady
And I act like nothing’s bad
I can’t act mad
Feel those flames burn
Deep inside me
Keep the bathroom door in sight
If it gets too bad

Trying not to look annoyed
I just have to go
Like a bomb with a short fuse
No time to schmooze

It’s such a shame
Who’s in my place?
I’m sorry babe
I have to blame
Can barely sit
I have to run
I’ll bust the door down, bud!
Don’t know your name
You’re in my place

I cried when el baño
estaba en uso
¿por qué es el baño
por qué ocupado?

Those spicy beans
And melted cheese
Don’t feel the same
The food’s to blame
I hate this place
One toilet space!?
Salsa and chips
they’re way too much
Let me go!

I feel inflamed
So I exclaim-
The big fish tank
I will deface
Let me go!
I’ll use the sink
Just please unlatch
Just open, it won’t take long!
In so much pain
I can’t constrain
Por favor!

Sir, please abierto
I must really let go!

I cried when el baño
estaba en uso

Sir, if you’re sane
Please help my pain
Tears down my face
Dancing in place
Please let me sit
It’s way too much
I will give you a thousand bucks
In so much pain
I can’t constrain


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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Wild Child JIN - July 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Tres cincos este excelente parodia Abbott! (Three fives this excellent parody Abbott!) ;-)
Patrick - July 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Nunca puedo entender porque la gente sigue comiendo cosas picantes que les hacen mal al estomago. La comida china es mas saludable, y no explotara inmediatament, sino con una dilacion de una hora o mas.
John Barry - July 07, 2011 - Report this comment
La canción original es mierda, pero esta paródia es maravillosa.
Blaydeman - July 23, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) As a hispanic-american, I really enjoyed this one. I found it clever and witty with great pacing. Great job!
Max Power - July 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Muy bueno. Yo gato en mi pantalones. Cinco, cinco, cinco. I still have to work on my pickup line that soem guy taught me. "Yo tengo herpes genital para ti", whenever I said it, I got slapped.
Mark Scotti - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Cincos for the search for number dos...LOL
bobpiecheese - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Uno de los parodiar más creativos que he leído nunca, para estar seguro. Love the use of two languages to great effect, 'twas ingenious. 555 for you!
Agrimorfee - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ole Abbott! I thought I had commented before...a perfect rejoinder to my "Gastonomy Mexicana" on site (Shamless plug). Mucho comedia (me espagna es caca)!
D-Mon - July 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ah Spanglish... LOVE IT!
Below Average Dave - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
This was pretty funny, and on a song that has seriously grown on me over time.
Matthias - July 31, 2011 - Report this comment
I still haven't parodied any Lady Gaga yet surprisingly because I love her work so much. This was a really good idea and something I probably wouldn't be able to pull off because I don't know that much Spanish.
john - September 28, 2012 - Report this comment
qué está en el baño? means "what's in the bathroom? Who's int the bathroom? --> Quién está en el baño?

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