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Song Parodies -> "Kobe Beef"
Original Song Title:
"Teeth"
Original Performer:
Lady GaGa
Parody Song Title:
"Kobe Beef"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My first parody that concerns food~ ala GaGa!!!
This is weird
Never ate this before
Mmm, Kobe beef
Costs lots of money (lots of money)
This steak's so yummy
Just want the best (want the best)
Taste a bite of this delicious meat (delicious meat)
Taste a bite of beef
Mmm, Kobe beef
Fat as prominent as the lean
A great selection (great selection)
Juicy meat perfection
Just the right temp (the right temp)
Taste a bite of this delicious meat (delicious meat)
Taste a bite of beef
Mmm, Kobe beef
Epitomizes luxury
This will satisfy my craving
As long as it’s cooked just right (and it‘s cooked just right)
This beef is cooked just right
Made with organic grains and sake
Have to admit, best beef I ever tried
Mmm, Kobe beef
This is so tend-er
Mmm, Kobe beef
Melts in your mouth boy
Mmm, Kobe beef
No cut is ever tough
Mmm, Kobe beef, beef, beef, beef
Without hesitation (no hesitation)
Without reservation
It’s the region (the region)
Nothing like Wagyu
Taste a bite of this delicious meat (delicious meat)
Taste a bite of beef
Mmm, Kobe beef
Meat for the rich
Straight from the kitchen (from the kitchen)
Love the way they cook 'em (love the way they cook 'em)
This is perfect
Taste a bite of this delicious meat (delicious meat)
Taste a bite of beef
Mmm, Kobe beef
So soft, can use a butter knife
This will satisfy my craving
As long as it’s cooked just right (and it‘s cooked just right)
This beef is cooked just right
Made with organic grains and sake
Have to admit, best beef I ever tried
Mmm, Kobe beef
This is so tend-er
Mmm, Kobe beef
Melts in your mouth boy
Mmm, Kobe beef
No cut is ever tough
Mmm, Kobe beef, beef, beef, beef
Mmm, Kobe beef
This region, Wagyu
This region, Wagyu
Now I’m a fan
Beef to sink my fangs (right into)
Now I’m a fan
Beef to sink my fangs (right into)
Now I’m a fan
Beef to sink my fangs (right into)
This will satisfy my craving
As long as it’s cooked just right (and it‘s cooked just right)
This beef is cooked just right
Made with organic grains and sake
Have to admit, best beef I ever tried
Mmm, Kobe beef
This is so tend-er
Mmm, Kobe beef
Melts in your mouth boy
Mmm, Kobe beef
No cut is ever tough
Mmm, Kobe beef
Beef, beef, beef
Mmm, Kobe beef
Fat as prominent as the lean
Mmm, Kobe beef
Melts in your mouth boy
Mmm, Kobe beef
This region, Wagyu
Mmm, Kobe beef
So soft, can use a butter knife
Mmm, Kobe beef
Never ate this before
Mmm, Kobe beef
Costs lots of money (lots of money)
This steak's so yummy
Just want the best (want the best)
Taste a bite of this delicious meat (delicious meat)
Taste a bite of beef
Mmm, Kobe beef
Fat as prominent as the lean
A great selection (great selection)
Juicy meat perfection
Just the right temp (the right temp)
Taste a bite of this delicious meat (delicious meat)
Taste a bite of beef
Mmm, Kobe beef
Epitomizes luxury
This will satisfy my craving
As long as it’s cooked just right (and it‘s cooked just right)
This beef is cooked just right
Made with organic grains and sake
Have to admit, best beef I ever tried
Mmm, Kobe beef
This is so tend-er
Mmm, Kobe beef
Melts in your mouth boy
Mmm, Kobe beef
No cut is ever tough
Mmm, Kobe beef, beef, beef, beef
Without hesitation (no hesitation)
Without reservation
It’s the region (the region)
Nothing like Wagyu
Taste a bite of this delicious meat (delicious meat)
Taste a bite of beef
Mmm, Kobe beef
Meat for the rich
Straight from the kitchen (from the kitchen)
Love the way they cook 'em (love the way they cook 'em)
This is perfect
Taste a bite of this delicious meat (delicious meat)
Taste a bite of beef
Mmm, Kobe beef
So soft, can use a butter knife
This will satisfy my craving
As long as it’s cooked just right (and it‘s cooked just right)
This beef is cooked just right
Made with organic grains and sake
Have to admit, best beef I ever tried
Mmm, Kobe beef
This is so tend-er
Mmm, Kobe beef
Melts in your mouth boy
Mmm, Kobe beef
No cut is ever tough
Mmm, Kobe beef, beef, beef, beef
Mmm, Kobe beef
This region, Wagyu
This region, Wagyu
Now I’m a fan
Beef to sink my fangs (right into)
Now I’m a fan
Beef to sink my fangs (right into)
Now I’m a fan
Beef to sink my fangs (right into)
This will satisfy my craving
As long as it’s cooked just right (and it‘s cooked just right)
This beef is cooked just right
Made with organic grains and sake
Have to admit, best beef I ever tried
Mmm, Kobe beef
This is so tend-er
Mmm, Kobe beef
Melts in your mouth boy
Mmm, Kobe beef
No cut is ever tough
Mmm, Kobe beef
Beef, beef, beef
Mmm, Kobe beef
Fat as prominent as the lean
Mmm, Kobe beef
Melts in your mouth boy
Mmm, Kobe beef
This region, Wagyu
Mmm, Kobe beef
So soft, can use a butter knife
Mmm, Kobe beef
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Hmmm.... Kobe Beef that's Japanese right? Ever been to one of those Japanese restaurants? Finely prepared meals right in front of you, like this finely prepared parody is in front of me! :-) 555!
The first time I had Kobe Beef was in Reno a long time ago. I had a steak that was $50 back when Kobe was not really known all that well. But it certainly lives up to its reputation for tenderness and taste. Wish I could eat it everyday, but the slow to non-existant "recovery" prevents such luxuries...
Nice job on another metronomic litany of boredom from Lady Gaga.
~ pure 100% Campagna beef ~ . . . Oh, Dave . . .
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