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Song Parodies -> "Freaked You Out"

Original Song Title:

"Need You Now"

Original Performer:

Lady Antebellum

Parody Song Title:

"Freaked You Out"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Hey... does anyone remember me? I used to be a playa round these parts. Anyways, after the long years in the wilderness, I thought I might give this parody lark another try. A song about a guy who can't take no for an answer.
Two weeks we've been dating
Girl, it's been a lot of fun
No more hesitating
You should meet my dad and mum
As for kids, I think we should have eight or nine
Then you say, "Gee, is that the time?"

In a flash you're up and gone
I'm all alone coz I freaked you out
Booked our honeymoon
Just a little too soon, and it freaked you out
Put a payment down on your wedding gown
Did that freak you out?

I texted you today
A few times: OK, eighty four
You said "Go away!"- I didn't; now I'm due in court
A restraining order to add to my file
Ain't had one of those in a while

It's a quarter after three
And I'm in a tree right beside your house
Watching you undress
If you knew that, I guess it could freak you out
You moved out of town, but I tracked you down
Would that freak you out?

Flashing blue lights means you saw me: cops, you called...

I'm a very clingy guy; I 'pologise if I've freaked you out
When you found me in your bed, your panties on my head- prob'ly freaked you out
I love you, no doubt, and if you don't shout
I might let you out
(I'll) take the gag off now
Honey, stop freaking out!

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 19

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AFW - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey, my old writing friend..from Down Under..Nice to see ya' back... DKTOS..but a funny concept, and an easy to relate to, situation..I don't get here much, either...Great job
Matthias - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
It did freak me out to see your name come up here on the daily parodies list. It's been how long now?! Geeze... What's been keeping you?! Welcome back! Now don't leave us again!
Agrimorfee - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Kristoff,old buddy, you are a gust of fresh air in a stagnant, stinky gymnasium of skanky trolls and ill-will. Please do stay, and bring us more merriment like the above. 555.
? - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
I liked it
Phil Alexander - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Hi Kristof :-D

Always a treat to read a new one of yours. I guess the storyline explains the enforced absence from Amiright.. Does this mean you're out on parole?
Kristof Robertson - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey guys, Thanks for the positive feedback, it's nice to know some of the old crew are still around. Sad to hear that the trolls have infiltrated... I'll try to pop in moore regularly and help reclaim the site for those of us that love this creative medium. Cheers
TJC - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Hilarious stuff a la days of your-n-yore. Don't totally disappear or we'll have to fly the flag at half-Spaff.
Jonathan - March 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Hilarious! reminds me a lot of Weird Al's "Do I Creep You Out?" good work! :) 5's
Dee Range - March 25, 2015 - Report this comment
I have popped in about three or four times in the last 7-8 years, since I last wrote one myself, and who shows up? Lord of the parody rings himself! Now is Sir Spaff-a-Lot and our other Boy Wonder from Down Under ever make an appearance, it will have come full circle. This made my day, my man, and hope you keep the muse for good.
bobpiecheese - March 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Holy crap in the proverbial hat, Kristof Robertson! Awesome! Do hope you'll stick around, it'd be great to have someone who won't need the bottom comment to understand my Australian-isms. And I can tell you haven't lost any of your talent cause this was friggin' brilliant, best stalker parody ever, swear to Batman. 555 restraining orders!

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