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Song Parodies -> "Hit A Cow"

Original Song Title:

"Need You Now"

Original Performer:

Lady Antebellum

Parody Song Title:

"Hit A Cow"

Parody Written by:

The Piano Minstrel

The Lyrics

#53. Not a true story.
Driving down a dirt road
That I've never seen before
Reaching for the map 'cause,
I can't see the signs no more.

And I wonder why it tried to cross the street
I guess I swept it off its feet

It's a quarter after one,
Somewhere by a farm and I hit a cow!
Came around a curve,
But I had no time to swerve
And we went ker-pow!
And I don't know I can work this out
I just hit a cow!

I knew that it was risky
But I'd called my dad before
"Need you to come get me,
truck ain't starting anymore"

"Bet you wonder if the creature will be fine?
I used to do this all the time"

It's a quarter after one
I'm afraid to mooo-ve 'cause I hit a cow!
Guess our fates aligned,
Me and that bovine
'Cause we met somehow
And I don't know how I can dig it out
I just hit a cow!

It's a story I would rather not recall

It's a quarter after one
Udder-ly alone when I hit a cow!
And I said I wouldn't bawl,
But couldn't it be a skunk or a baby sow?
And I don't know how I can work this out
I just hit a cow!
I just hit a cow!
Oh baby I hit a cow!

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