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Original Song Title:

"Big Black Horse And The Cherry Tree"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"This Of Course Is A Parody"

Parody Written by:

Dave W.

The Lyrics

a-a-a-achoo! a-a-a-achoo!....a-a-a-achoo! a-a-a-achoo!

Gesundheit !

Well, this heart-felt story's all about myself
So, I'm gonna hit it and go mall walkin'
( untrue....untrue )
Came across a man in the middle of Toyland
With a big bright beard and a twinkling tree
( who knew ? ....who knew ? )
An elf with cleft ears sat on toy sack
I said, "he's compact"- just kept on gawkin'
( how rude )
And the white beard man quick looked at me
He said "here's a lil candy, sit up- on my knee
( it's's cool )

Then he laughed, Ho,Ho - Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho and said
"So, so, what would you like from me? "
Ho,Ho -Ho,Ho,Ho,Ho "
" I'm Santa Claus, you see "
( no clue )

But my butt had a problem, haven't gone for hours
Could not stop it , let out a fart or two
( )
Then I cut big cheese and the both of knew it
Bet I ain't gettin' squat for at least five years
( )
So, I took off like an Ace with discolored underwear
Said "bye-bye beard man, where's the lavat'ry? "
(toodloo....toodloo )
No, I won't go back and I bet he's happy
Go, when you gotta go's - great philosophy ! ( yeeahhh )
( poo-poo....poo-poo )

I have to Go, Go - Go,Go,Go,Go - I say
No, no - I can't hold it in me
Don't Know - Know,Know,Know,Know - and I
Won't Know, If stalls open, we'll see
( soon,soon....real soon - god, I gotta pee - soon,soon....real soon )

I said "No,No - No,No....Oh,Oh - Oh,Oh
Gotta go number three
( hey you )
No Mo' Ho-Ho's ( for you ) Oh No ( not you ) Oh No
Gonna be choc'latey

Lights go out and can barely see
I can't quite get there and I go all over me !
( wahh, wahh,wahh,wahh )
( loose stooled )
Lights go out ( in loo ) and woe is me
( poor you )
I can't quite get there , what a christmas memory !


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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Leough - December 10, 2012 - Report this comment
555! Those store Santas should get hazardous duty pay! LOL at 'Gotta go number three' and 'choc'latey'. Now you should do "...dreaming of a brown Christmas."
Dave W. - December 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Did anyone find the missing Ho-Ho's yet ? Leough - thanks for the advice and 5 thrice
Meriadoc - December 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I really liked the 'how rude' when gawking at the little elf...

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