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Song Parodies -> "Toast On Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Sex On Fire"

Original Performer:

Kings Of Leon

Parody Song Title:

"Toast On Fire"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

Sit where you're sitting
Look what i've found
I know you're waiting
they're toasting

all the tummy rumbling
it's that time of day
has people hungering

Your Toast is on fire

It's left a burnt smells
and it's really fouls
it's breakfast I'm starving
I'm starving

sizzle some bacon
and sausages too
Frying a hash brown
and Mushroom

My Egg's is on fire
And so
Were the foods have expire

Hot as a pancake
continetal foods
I could just juice it
juice it

But what of tomorrow
But what of porrage
Oh we're still like cerial
it's greatest
The greatest

Your cooking is dire
Your cooking is dire
And so
Were the foods had expire
And You
Your cooking is dire
And so
Were the foods had expire

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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JMasta - September 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to this song I can just about stomach Kings Of Leon! Treat yourself to my 555 menu
Alex Zander - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Why thank you... this song got stuck in my head for months and i was formulating a song from it, but i couldnt resisit much longer

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