The DVLA
Carry out checks
I know they're watching
they're watching

All of the bastards
At the DVLA
have people worrying worrying

You
Your tax has expired

It can be towed,
It can be crushed
It can be clamped
Be clamped

You can be fined
Or sent to jail
Should have just paid
Paid

You
Your tax as expired
And so
It has been impounded

Catch the bus
Cycle to work
I'm just too lazy
Too lazy

We've all seen the advert
With the crushing car
So just pay your car tax
Car tax
Car tax

You
Your tax has expired
You
Your tax has expired
And so
It has been impounded
And You
Your tax has expired
And so
It has been impounded