Gruff folks don't talk no nonsense
I'm here to rectify
Re-set your sense of humour
Vot is it? Don't tell him, Pike

I'm playing all the right notes
Says Eric to Andre
And Del boy falling through the bar hatch
Four candles, just like that

This parrot's an ex parrot
But I have a cunning plan
Trigger's eaten British beef all o' his life
Fletch, with his feet, can fill it from here

I'm playing all the right notes
Says Eric to Andre
And Del boy falling through the bar hatch
Four candles, just like that

I'm playing all the right notes
Says Eric to Andre
And Del boy falling through the bar hatch
Four candles, just like that