Song Parodies -> "Sax on Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Sex on Fire"

Original Performer:

"Sax on Fire"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The band is good minus one thing. Original Song

Neighbors are playing
Horrible sounds
Their band is decent
‘Cept one thing

It’s so annoyin’
The noise, I can’t take!
So I’ll do something
Break in...

Now...
Your sax is on fire

Don’t want to seem hasty
The others are great…
The woodwind’s annoyin’
Quit blowin’...

Practice is back on
Hear a dying whale
Sax man, quit tryin’
I’ll fry it!

Now...
Your sax is on fire!
Hey dude...
It’s lit’rally on fire!

Everyone’s leavin’
Break in their home
Please get the message
End it!

A charred piece of metal
It doesn’t look right
There’s no way he’ll play this
Your playin’s
Atrocious

How!?
Your sax was on fire!

Now...
I’ll throw in the dryer!

So you...
Won’t make sounds so dire!

Your group...
Paid me to conspire

Sooo...
You’d quit, not be fired!

Get it? The band hired their neighbor to destroy a perfectly good saxophone because they didn't want to fire the guy.

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Matthias - September 19, 2016 - Report this comment

Check out "Sax Man" by Lonely Island the song done by Jack Black. It's great! This was also great!

Max Power - September 19, 2016 - Report this comment

The song is on fire.

bobpiecheese - September 20, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Huh, I thought that this'd be about an awesome sax player. Pretty good stuff here, though it felt a bit lacking. Maybe more creative descriptions about how bad the sax sounds, maybe. As is, though, 555 burnt reeds!

Blaydeman - September 25, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I can see what TCOP's saying. The first beat of setting the sax on fire made me laugh, but it didn't really go anywhere from there. It stayed right there, which is funny, but I would've liked it to go further.

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