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Song Parodies -> "Lose Somebody"

Original Song Title:

"Use Somebody"

Original Performer:

Kings of Leon

Parody Song Title:

"Lose Somebody"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

After a group of people crash land on a deserted island, they quickly realize there's not enough resources to sustain them... and some of them will have to go. The tribe has spoken.
Verse 1: I went looking around
Only thing I found was endless sea
Starving faces of the saved have
Faith in me
I think we have to lose somebody
You know, we have to choose somebody
Someone for food
Let’s take a vote on who to eat
And who’s chosen is ambrosian
For the feast
You know, we have to lose somebody
It seems that we did choose somebody
Looks like it’s you…

Oh… Oh…
Oh… Oh…

Verse 2: All of the tribe
They have had enough
Been lost since May
Bloody hands and eating man
It can derange
The tribe has made a choice and voted
The tribe has raised their voice and spoken
And they picked me! (No!)

You can’t eat me! (No!)
Please just don't’ eat my body! (No!)

Bridge: Can’t be too loud
I’m hiding out
From biting scouts
And hungry mouths
I’m hiding out
Don’t find me now
The found me out…

​[Instrumental Break- chase montage]

We could eat wood
Not bodies (No!)
But if you could
It’s nummy! (No!)
It could be good
Who’s with me?!

Outro: When we crashed on this beach
I did not believe that they’d eat me…
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Matthias - September 07, 2016 - Report this comment
This song has good taste!
Abbott Skelding - September 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Very funny stuff! Great title sub and nice story telling through the length of the song. Great work!
Max Power - September 19, 2016 - Report this comment
So they finally ate Gilligan.
bobpiecheese - September 20, 2016 - Report this comment
(Artistry) To quote Neil from the Young Ones: "Just my luck, I suppose, to get the shortest straw. Mind you it was pretty uncool of the guys not to show me theirs, but there you go". Brilliant bit of dark comedy here, 555 plates of long pork!

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