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Song Parodies -> "Shiny Onix"

Original Song Title:

"Sex on Fire"

Original Performer:

Kings of Leon

Parody Song Title:

"Shiny Onix"

Parody Written by:

Brad James II

The Lyrics

Based on a true story. I battled 7 Golbat in a row and then 1 step before heading back out to the Pokemon League to heal, I had the battle with a shiny Onix. The pose I'm talking about towards the end of the song is the traditional pose used by Ash Ketchum whenever he would catch a Pokemon.
I was out walking, through victory road
I was there training, there training
All the commotion, the Golbat swooped down
I heard a rumble, I fumbled

I saw a shiny Onix

The darkness of the cave, the brightness of day
The light was pouring in, (it was) shining
Eyes were wide open, my face went pale
That’s when I saw it, I caught it

I, caught a shiny Onix
And I, used a Dusk Ball on it

Shining like silver, covered in gold
Scared I would waste it, waste it
Sent out my Sceptile, it used false swipe
Oh that’s when I threw it, I knew it, I caught it

I, caught a shiny Onix
And I, used a Dusk Ball on it
Assumed, my pose had no rival

And I, caught a shiny Onix
Assumed, my pose had no rival

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