Song Parodies -> "It's Not Open"

Original Song Title:

"Eyes Wide Open"

Original Performer:

"It's Not Open"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

...ehhh here you go...

Verse 1: When I pull up, there is a sign to say
A sign to say come another day
I come again, there’s another sign displayed
The business is on delay
I come once more, and the place is closed for good
For some reasons that are misunderstood
I will not come, I cannot go that way
I know there is no buffet

Chorus: It’s not open!
It’s not open anymore!

Verse 2: And there it goes, it was the cheapest place
A perfect place to stuff your face
Ev’ryone knows, it had the cheapest eats
It can’t be beat
And there it goes, it was the meal of a lifetime
It flew right by, and I want to cry
When I drive by, it was a special site
Kids could sit and eat all night

Chorus: It’s not open!
It’s not open, cuz it flunked!
That is why it’s not open!
It’s got roaches, in the food!
But we just didn’t care
Because it’s cheap…

[Long Instrumental Break]

Chorus: It’s not open!
It’s not open, for good cause!
But it should still be open, cuz it’s cheap!
It’s not open!
Cuz you can’t really know
Just what you eat…

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Old Man Ribber - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment

Blayde - I don't know anything about King Crimson, but after your good parody lyrics, I think I'd find TOS a letdown. ;D

Mark Scotti - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment

I liked the $5.55 special!

agrimorfee - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) whoa, I havent seen this much contempt for an artist since my entry for the Incubus round about a year and a half ago. :) You certainly picked a crap song. High praise for muddling through it. :)

Blaydeman - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment

Aggy i know the song was crappy, but it was the only one I could get a good idea off of. I drew blnks on the others I listened to.

Below Average Dave - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment

Crimson was certainly a challenge of a round, kinda simplistic, but in honesty you survived a challenging round, so congrats. I can't believe Crimson actually had a song that was only 4 minutes long, most of the songs I've found by them are at least 6, most more. . .

bobpiecheese - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) A buffet that had roaches but was still cheap? Reminds me of The Golden Trough from Freefall. Nice parody here, kinda sad but still amusing. 555 for you.

Rex - March 23, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Everytime I start really liking a shop or a restaurant, it goes out of business. Good work.

Matthias - March 23, 2011 - Report this comment

Pretty good song. I obviously can't stand this artist but the parody is pretty damn good.

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