-> "Picture (The Real Story)"
Original Song Title:
"Picture"
Parody Song Title:
"Picture (The Real Story)"
The Lyrics
Singing this song is a slow hell
Karaoke each night as a sad shell
I ain't used my shower in three damn days
Been dreaming about her and it hits me
Singing sad songs about her is silly
My history shows that I'll never change my ways
Went through your pictures today
Whined on Facebook and prayed
I cannot drop you
I'm addicted to this pain
I call your cell phone today
You hung up right away
Please just talk to me
I can fix it, please just stay
I saw you last night at my old home
I've blocked all your numbers-you still call
and you show up at my job
boy I tell you-this ain't right
I've been tryna dump you for a long time
I've been patient with you and I ain't lyin'
Got a restraining order that you break ev'ry single night
Delete your pictures away
Don't give a crap where you've been
I don't think of you when I'm with my new man Jim
You still text me every day
Don't bother hitting send
I won't talk to you, Dude it's over, we ain't even friends
(M) I saw ya yesterday with that dude Jim
(F) I've told you before-he's my new man
(B) Since you've been gone
(Male)
my world's been dark and grey
(Female)
my world's been a sunny day
(M)I wish you'd come back and stay
(F)Then you shouldn't have slept with our maid
(F)and posted it on a blog
(M)I told you I was drunk that day!
(Male)
I thought about you for a long time
Can't seem to get you off my mind
I can't understand why we're living life this way
(Female)
Don't think about you at all you slime
Please stop bugging me all night
I can't understand why you're calling me each day
(male only)
I wrote a poem today
Told your friends I'll change my ways
I just called to say
I want you to come back home
(female only)
I saw that joke on display
Posted all over the place
I just called to say boy f*** you
just move on
(both)
Guess it's time to say it's over
JUST MOVE ON
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