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Song Parodies -> "Picture (The Real Story)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Picture (The Real Story)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Singing this song is a slow hell
Karaoke each night as a sad shell
I ain't used my shower in three damn days

Been dreaming about her and it hits me
Singing sad songs about her is silly
My history shows that I'll never change my ways

Went through your pictures today
Whined on Facebook and prayed
I cannot drop you
I'm addicted to this pain

I call your cell phone today
You hung up right away
Please just talk to me
I can fix it, please just stay

I saw you last night at my old home
I've blocked all your numbers-you still call
and you show up at my job
boy I tell you-this ain't right

I've been tryna dump you for a long time
I've been patient with you and I ain't lyin'
Got a restraining order that you break ev'ry single night

Delete your pictures away
Don't give a crap where you've been
I don't think of you when I'm with my new man Jim

You still text me every day
Don't bother hitting send
I won't talk to you, Dude it's over, we ain't even friends

(M) I saw ya yesterday with that dude Jim
(F) I've told you before-he's my new man
(B) Since you've been gone
my world's been dark and grey
my world's been a sunny day

(M)I wish you'd come back and stay
(F)Then you shouldn't have slept with our maid
(F)and posted it on a blog
(M)I told you I was drunk that day!

I thought about you for a long time
Can't seem to get you off my mind
I can't understand why we're living life this way
Don't think about you at all you slime
Please stop bugging me all night
I can't understand why you're calling me each day

(male only)
I wrote a poem today
Told your friends I'll change my ways
I just called to say
I want you to come back home

(female only)
I saw that joke on display
Posted all over the place
I just called to say boy f*** you
just move on

Guess it's time to say it's over

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Matthias - January 02, 2019 - Report this comment
Funny take on this song! This song always got under my skin because it seemed so unrealistic this 180 twist on it is perfect!
Below Average Dave - January 02, 2019 - Report this comment
Precisely my opinion Matthias! It's why I did it:)
Amanda - January 02, 2019 - Report this comment
Superb! And relatable.
Agrimorfee - January 02, 2019 - Report this comment
Hiya, Dave! Happy new year, nice to see you here. Will have to check the OS on YouTube to really get this parody.
Agrimorfee - January 02, 2019 - Report this comment
Dave, I have been seeking you out--could I have your permission to utilize your previous BADAgrimorfee recordings into videos on my YouTube channel? I do not seek to monetize these videos. I would give you full credit as performer and acknowledge the production company you got the tracks from if need be. I don't plan on doing this until I figure out how to get the audio up with my minimal tech capabilities. If you say No, totally cool.
Below Average Dave - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Thank You Amanda! Agrimorfee. . .You can and will always have my full permission to use any recording I have done involving your lyrics. I plan on getting back in the fray more regularly later this year on recording as a side hobby.

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