Yeah
And I made my own wrestling belt with my own two hands
Ive broke my mum's plants and torn my favorite pants
My mum says watching too much wrestling is to blame
I've got all the games
Even though theyre so lame
And I will show no shame
I live and die for it
And if i come off soft then chew on this

WWE
Its so cool, watching wrestlers on RAW makes me wanna drool
I got pictures of those on all my clothes
I once leaped off a sofa arm and broke my nose
I know wrestling's real,
Don't need no proof
Even though I saw a guy fall from an 80ft roof
I do powerslams on all my stuffed toys
I love big...strong...W...W...E boys
I still think that Chyna's fine
Even though shes 8 ft 9
My friend calls me sad, I wanna see him die
Or at least jab a sledgehammer in his eye...eye...eye...eye...ohhhhhhhhhhh

They call me retard
Im the bottom in class
But if they start I'll hit a powerbomb on their ass and say
Hey Hey
Then I'll run real fast and say
Hey Hey
Or they'll beat on my ass and say
Hey Hey
Thats the bottom line!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

I like Undertaker, Kane & Brock
Steve Austin, Triple H, Tazz, The Rock
Jericho, Chyna, Edge, Raven, Spike
I pretend to like Trish to hide that Im a dyke
Yeah, pass those steroids around
I gotta get back home, dont wanna miss Smackdown
My brother once said wrestling's crap
I whacked a sack of tacks on his back
I wrestle with my only mate in my backyard
I threw him through a flaming table real hard
One day I'll make cash like Kevin Nash
I like flammable gas and Rikishi's ass...ass...ass...ass...ohhhhhhhh

They call me asshole
But I dont give a f**k
I get smacked so much I look like Ive been hit by a truck, I say
Hey Hey
Let them know where to suck and say
Hey Hey
And when I get in a ruck, I'll say
Hey Hey
When I'm flat on my ass I'll say
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Yeah, I saw the show last night
Where that guy was set on fire, put in a box and thrown in a lake
How can you suckers try and tell me
Wrestling...is....fake?!

Im an American Sad Act
Watch me kick
I spent an hour and a half, tryna suck my own d**k
I got posters round my room and all collectible toys
I got the wrestling ring with real action noise!
I try to make friends with other guys, but whenever we play, they get hospitalized
I wanna dye my hair to look like Ric Flair
T-L-C stands for Tables Ladders Chairs!
Knee high boots and spandex pants
The only place you'll find stupider clothes is France
I won't live too long so if you do
Give Vince McMahon a big F**k You
Who knew Poontang Pie was something you couldnt eat
Said fuck high school
Went home and watched RAW repeats
I'm getting square eyes staring at Lita's t*ts
I know it stinks in here coz Im full of s**t...s**t...s**t...s**t

Oh they call me braindead
Just coz I chokeslammed my cat
Stick your head right up your ass and then you'll see where I'm at and say
Hey Hey
Take a swing with a bat and say
Hey Hey
Try and hit someone fat, say
Hey Hey
Coz it makes a nice splat, sing it
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

OHHHHHHHHHH UH UH UH

Im a superstar, can do a mean Pedigree, sing
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I don't have a ring, so I use my settee say
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I did one on my mum, she deserved it didnt she? say
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Count it out now - 1 - 2 - 3!