-> "Sexy"
Original Song Title:
"Cocky"
Parody Song Title:
"Sexy"
The Lyrics
Guess who's back? Oh no
I used to be broke, ugly, and smelly
Alcoholic with a big beer gut belly
Refused to look this way
Now theres thousands of girls on my jock
So fine, so rich, know how
Doctor, market, that's how
Come clean, I always will
Drink a 12 of Kool-aid and be cool still
Uh, I'm the sexiest man
Hotter than water inside of a jacuzzi
Drive a Mercedes coughing up cash
Walking around with a very nice ass
I represent fool (Have we ever met?)
No, I'm Wolveroses all around the internet
Lose more money in Sinful City
Tap more ass in Las Vegas
CHORUS:
They call me sexy, and I say what?
I ain't conceited, I got girls to back me up
They call me sexy, and I say what?
I ain't conceited, I got girls to back me up
I'm from the state in which we call the mitten
Bay City, Sagnasty, plus the Flint
Skinny models I don't like those
I like meaty women that's how it goes
Didn't you know? Slap stomach ride waves
Showing off my women like a trophy to be won
Hit it once or twice then poof I'm gone
Known as the big get her, love maker, bed shaker
Got girls holding keys to a heart breaker
F*ck a real flat girl
I got the meatest b*tch in the world
CHORUS
You think you got it good being married
I got a different ho everyday of the week
Say my name, I'm your daddy
Rock this girl in my ninety-nine caddy
You dating a model? Wow!
I probaly screwed and loosed her just for you
Your wifes out when I come through
For the love makin' I did her too
Who knew how far I'd go
Doing everyone from Beyonce back to J. Lo
Maybe I'm sick of having all this sex
No way, where is she, who's next?
Hating me 'cause you know I'm fine
Now I got a pimped out ride and your girls mine
Forget my status but if you wanna compare
Over a thousand hos served the past year
CHORUS(x2)
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