Yeah
And I've failed all of my classes
So I travelled this land in a broken down van
And all this so I can go and watch wrestling
Even though its fake
I still love the game
I will show no shame
I think its real
Its the real deal
Then chew on this!

Do you think im a retard?

Dumbass without a cause
And Im a jackass with a worn out cap
And dirty slacks
30c they cost
Then I lost.......THEM!

Im the stupid one
I'm the living proof
I dont know 2+2
Ummm...is the answer true?
I yacked and yacked
And was kicked outta geography class
And I developed a stutter when I said that.....
G...god damn you teacher
I used to think that you were fine
But now im sober I see
Your a worn out whore....whore....whore
And then they kicked me out,of the school
And I started to cry
I guess because only god knows why
Why why why why why

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me retard boy
I'm the jackass of the class
So throw tell me the answers to the test
Or i'll kick your ass
Say hey hey
Let me hear the answers
And say hey hey
Or im gonna fail
So say hey hey
Show me some answers
And say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cut!!!!!

I like wrestling and the Rock is top
Triple H, Austin and the DX cross chop!
D-lo,Billy Gunn,Shawn Micheals,Tazz, the dudleys
Rob Van Dam and Kurt Angle
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pass that pot around
Got the get to Toronto
To see the show now
The underground stoned me....
When I stoler there crack and slapped back the wack
I ran away
Because they had big guns
And they tried to shot me...in the buns!
Pop music is crap
Britney Spears is trash
I like Rikishi Fatu and Grand Master sexay.......
Sexay Sexay Sexay Sexay Sexay Sexay

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me retard boy
I'm the jackass of the class
So throw tell me the answers to the test
Or i'll kick your ass
Say hey hey
Let me hear the answers
And say hey hey
Or im gonna fail
So say hey hey
Show me some answers
And say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cut!!!!!

Yeah, I saw you kid
You cant work out 2 plus two
When you gonna learn sucker?
The answer is
THOMAS JEFFERSON....SUCKAH!

I'm a rowdy dumbass
Watch me be sick
When I smoke too much pot
It makes me think the ladies are gonna suck my [radio edit]
I'm a stupid dick
I'm a stupid ass
and i'm gonna eat some food
After i pass my test
Dumbass by trade
A doped up piece a shit
My van broke down
Because I kicked the side
So I sleep in a sack
On highway route 405
I'm gonna be stuck in texas...all my life
$5 shirts, 86' Ford
What a piece of s**t
Hear the engine jam
I'll be too dumb to tell
So if you aren't...
Give the guys back at high school a big.....f**k you!
Who knew i'd get stuck in the middle of nowhere
With some slack jawed hillbillys
Smell the aroma
It smells like s**t
I know it stinks in here
Cause Texas is full of yokels...yokels

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
They call me retard boy
I'm the jackass of the class
So throw tell me the answers to the test
Or i'll kick your ass
Say hey hey
Let me hear the answers
And say hey hey
Or im gonna fail
So say hey hey
Show me some answers
And say
Hey hey hey hey
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cut!!!!!