It cost 19.89, the date was dutch, here's what I bought
One ticket, popcorn and half a coke
Regal 17 has to charge something obscene
To make money now because the country's broke

argh, argh argh argh
argh argh argh argh

Wishing for solutions
For this price hike nuisance
Will not put an end to strife without a plan
I'm not involved in politics
And cannot do a lot to fix
Inflation but there is someone who can

She might fly in from Juneau
She might stroke a made free throw
She's not one who'd hesitate to send planes with bombs
She's a lipstick wearing pit bull
Her kid is cute and little
We need V.P. Sarah Palin the stunner mom
We need V.P. Sarah Palin the stunner mom

That she didn't know about
The veep job made the lefties shout
If she wins I have no doubt in five week's time
She'll shoot John in the chest
And since it's plainly for the best
Like Cheney she won't be charged with a crime

Then she'll be fighting twenty wars
And she will win them all of course
Facing tons of far leftist hate but remaining calm
Where she lives means she knows Russia
Her prepared quips can crush ya
We need V.P. Sarah Palin the stunner mom
We need V.P. Sarah Palin the stunner mom

To fix financial pain
She will be up in her plane
And like it is a wolf she'll shoot it dead
When we are all wealthy she will contact libraries
And tell them why some books should never be read

Because she talks to God a lot
And yes she can, Barack cannot
So she shuns what most people say and still blames Saddam
Killing dinner with her rifle
Not heartless, she's pro-life y'all
We need V.P. Sarah Palin the stunner mom
We need V.P. Sarah Palin the stunner mom

She'll turn water into ice
Solve the warming problem, nice
Yank Bin Laden from his cave with her perfect palm
Names her children like a rockstar
She'll juggle full-grown poplars
We need V.P. Sarah Palin the stunner mom
We need V.P. Sarah Palin the stunner mom
We need V.P. Sarah Palin the stunner mom
We need V.P. Sarah Palin the stunner mom