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Song Parodies -> "All Sumer Long"

Original Song Title:

"All Summer Long"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"All Sumer Long"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

sorry about 53 bc it should be 5300 bc but i couldnt fit it this is about the ancient civilization of sumer witch is also called mesapatamia
it was 53 bc following hammurabis code
in this ancient civilization
she was seventeen shes my wife did everything
if not than she would be tossed in the river
ahhhh ahhh ahhh
ahhhh ahhh ahhh

sacrificing things like fudge bars
or the gods would be real angry
its a simple life of following orders
we didnt have no internet
but man i never will forget
the way we crafted lots of tools with our hands

and you know our fashion stinks
personality is rigged
making stuff out of some clay for our favorite gods
seeking wisdom from the scriptures
becuase it is our nature were
singing sweet home mesapatamia
all sumer long

farming by the persian gulf
digging irregation ditches
the god will forever hold a spot in the ziggurat
were farming in the sun
and were part of polytheism
and hit with unpredictible flooding silt

hope to join the upper class
and hang out with the preist
making love out by euphrates and babylon
children paying debts to parents
by working till the dawn yeah
sining sweet home mesapatamia
all sumer long

now everything is strange it is 2350 bc
oh this would be the day it all would end
now everything is all wrong
this is worse than cheach and chong
and yeah man were really getting attacked again

and now the guy by the name of sargon
with his akkadians
establishing there empire in babylon
spreadin his culture with no sorrow
there will be no tommorow oh

singing good bye mesapatamia
all summer long(2)

singing oh sweet hammurabi
oh sumers gone(3)

singing good bye mesapatamia
all summer long

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

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Zion Mystic - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
i THOUGHT it might be about the ancient Sumerians. Kinda clever, i must say.
Patama-Mia ! - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
SweetHome MesaPatamia . . . Sweet Home Alabama ? ? where the skies are blue & the country's true .
white trash - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
thank you it is about ancient sumerians i know i knew it would be the perfect one i know mesapatamia kind of doesnt fit but thats the way my parodies go they go faster than the originals
Barry Wilson JR. - September 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Mesopotamia. At least I think that's how it's spelled. Where they have summer almost ALL year long. The pacing was off, but the verses sounded funny enough to make it work.
white trash - September 14, 2008 - Report this comment
like i said i dont care what the pacing bar says i make my songs go faster than the original but thinks for the good raitings people i love it maybe i did misspell it but i dont know how to when i was writing i forgot to write it down i just came up with putting that word there in the middle of writing
white trash - May 19, 2009 - Report this comment
we didnt have any internet here but kid rock sure did

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