I've been waiting here.
Trying to find some food.
I'm not in the best mood.
I just wanna eat my food.
Looking at the drive-thru,
Where can I get my food?
They say that the french fries,
Are best from MickeyDee's.
And I feel like chowing some,
But I'm still in line.
I watch the others eat,
And it makes me always whine.
I need Pepto-bismol,
It always feeds the pain.
I've got a five dollar bill.
I think I've gone insane.
The cashiers memorized my name.
They shiver when they see me come.
A lot of dogs follow me,
Hopin' that I will drop some crumbs.
I guess that's the price you pay,
When your a fat-ass just like me.
Outstretched hands,
For huge Big Macs.
But I have no cash, yo'.
And when I trip, and come straight down.
I always shake the ground.

Asshole.

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And when I come straight to the line.
I scream "I want my french fries".

People don't know if.
With my food I chew.
They don't understand,
I'm eating this much for 2.
It's been so long,
Since I've come home.
I've been gone,
I've been gone at McDonald's.
Maybe I forgot, all the food I've missed.
Oh somehow, french fries,
Is the only food I miss.
I said it to many times.
And I still stand firm.
I want my dog-garn fries,
Or you will get what you deserve.
See I want french fries.
Oh, I want french fries.
I keep whinin' bout' them.
And I only want french fries.
So I think I'll keep a waiting,
With my tongue hangin' high.
I'll probably starve to death.
Waiting for these damn fries.
I want french fries.
Oh, want.
Darnit, I want french fries.
Waitin' at the counter.
Yeah, waiting for my burger,
And my french fries.