I've been sitting here
trying to find a guy.
I think they all know I cheat.
Its getting hard to get some.
Looking for a straight one
Kevin was a gay one,
they say that every man sleeps
with me!
I slept with everyone
man, woman and child.
Jeff Stoughton's younger son,
now that was a good time.
I take too many pills
for all the VD.
I made a few hundred bills
sleeping with the CCA.
Everyone knows my name
they scream it way too much.
A lot of men want me
its hard to leave my house.
I guess its the price they pay
for me being a big slut.
Lots of men and one night stands,
still I want more.
And when the men come running in
I will always sleep around.
People don't know
how many men I do
they don't understand
the fun I have.
I love my men,
I love having sex.
there's no number large enough
to count the men.
Maybe I don't know thier names
somehow I know there's more men out there.
I've said it too many times
and I still stand firm.
Men were put on this earth
to sleep with Colleen Jones!
So I think I'll keep sleeping
with many guys.
I keep sleep around
And only I know why!