Insect bites
Out from this fern
I see mosquitoes fly, fly
I need some DEET
So hand me that bug spray
It's my skin they eat this campsite's lame, lame

I hate this itch
Spiders and maggots all attacking me, me
I try to swat but they still bite my ass
I think I'm cursed as long as I'm at camp (camp)

It's insect bites
The itchy camper is getting sick of things that bite
You'll hear me groan cause of insect bites
The angry hiker wants to kill these flies in flight
In, in, in flight

Insect bites
The mad outdoorsman doesn't take this with delight
I guess I'm prone to have insects graze
No happy camper when those bugs put up a fight
Put up a fight

Bees have flown
Hate mother nature wish she'd leave me alone
I don't approve cause bees have tiny blades
That's why I scream and dive into the lake, lake
There comes a leach
That damn blood sucker really makes me peeved, peeved
One thing I want is this damn bug removed
My blood it's draining and I'll pass out soon, soon

Those insect bites
The itchy camper calls this whole trip a plight
I move a stone and get insect bites
The angry hiker has to walk now while in fright
In, in, in fright

Insect bites
The mad outdoorsman's sleeping bag is filled with mites
Wears Off! cologne although the smell is strange
No happy camper wants to leave the woods tonight
To, to, tonight

Bugs blow!
Keep getting eaten up by horseflies that flew, flew
Another bee hive might seal my doom
You'll hear me whinin' as I run like a fool, fool

These itchy bites
Drive me insane when I go ride my nice bike
This pesky itch it really kills my day
I lose my mind while scratchin'
I lose my mind while scratchin'
I lose my mind while scratchin'

Insect bites
The itchy camper really wants these ticks to die
Now I bemoan taking this trip, That's right
The angry hiker hates tarantulas that hide
That, that, that hide

Insect bites
The mad outdoorsman wants a hotel to sleep inside
You'll hear me moan like I am deranged
No happy camper because these pests won't subside
They won't subside

They, they just bite

Bite, bite