You drank the last one, now the beer is gone
What will we do now, the night is so long
When we're on the road it's hard to find a liquor store
I don't know these city streets, I guess we'll go explore

In this unfamiliar town
I need a glass of cheer
Where do we go for beer
Where do we go

Perhaps Budweiser, maybe Shiner Bock
Let's see what we can find, let's drive around the block
Looking for any open store, a quickie mart is fine
If we can't find a beer we like, perhaps we'll buy some wine

Should have brought an extra case
It's now so clear
We need to stock more beer

Where do we go
Where do we go for beer
I don't know
Where do we go for beer

You need to look around here in the night
Scan for a neon sign that says Miller Light
Miles have passed, hours too, and now I'm filled with dismay
The sun is now coming up and it's a brand new day

We searched until the morning
It brings me to tears
We didn't find a beer
We didn't find a beer
Facing my greatest fear
We didn't find a beer