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Song Parodies -> "No More Than a Whore (Anti-Kesha Song)"

Original Song Title:

"We R Who We R"

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Parody Song Title:

"No More Than a Whore (Anti-Kesha Song)"

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The Lyrics

After having writer's block for a while, I had an epiphany. Is it just me, or is Kesha one of the worst things to happen to music? She sings worse than a broken stereo, looks completely trashy, and sings about nothing but drinking, partying and men.
Drunk and hideous
Not likely to outlive half of us
'Cause she can't sing to save her own life
It gives my ears a whole lot of strife!
And yes, of course she does
She can't see there's life outside the clubs
And no, you don't wanna play her stuff
You'll shut it off in seconds
If I hear "Tik Tok" again
I will move to Medellin
Just to recover my brain
So, just no-o-o, just NO!

Kesha came and will go, go, go, go-go-go
I can't stand to hear "Blow", Blow, Blow, Blow-Blow-Blow
Fans will be sorry so, so, so, so-so-so
Sorry, Kesha, but you're no more than a whore
Don't show me one more song, song, song, so-so-song
By that woman gone wrong, wrong, wrong, wro-wro-wrong
I'd rather play Ping-Pong, Pong, Pong, Po-Po-Pong
Sorry, Kesha, but you're no more than a whore

Someone shut her up
It's about damn time she gave it up
But too much airplay is serious
It's making my brain delirious!
I may be talking trash
But her next CD I would like to smash
Then strike a fresh match, set it aflame
Watch it melt down, then put it out (SPLASH!)

If I hear "Tik Tok" again
I will move to Medellin
Just to recover my brain
So just no-o-o, just NO!


(In the part of the song that repeats "DJ turn it up", replace that phrase with "Someone shut her up")

No offense meant to anyone who DOES like Kesha, but I'm guessing that's a minority of you, and in a few years you'll wonder what you saw in her.

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Michael Pacholek - April 08, 2011 - Report this comment
So she "sang" her way out of poverty? So did lots of other performers, who then did NOT choose to dress trashy as a result. I'll say this for disco performers: As bad as their music was, they tried to dress up. Somebody once wrote that 14 years is what I'm going to call "the nostalgia threshold," the point at which it's okay to once again say you liked a performer. God help us in 2024 when Ke$ha launches her big comeback.
Rob Arndt - April 09, 2011 - Report this comment
I LOVE your parody- spot on, girl!!! 555s

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