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Song Parodies -> "No Booze, No Flirt, No Porno"
Original Song Title:
"No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kenny Chesney
Parody Song Title:
"No Booze, No Flirt, No Porno"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
The country song about a monk
I've been up to my neck, rewriting the bible all week
Fixing holes in the souls of people I meet
Been dreaming of heaven since I was smitten
Ain't no better time than now...for Britain
No booze, no flirt, no porno
And Jews, those Jews we got 'em
God's word in my head and a goblet in my hand with no bottom
And no booze, no flirt, no porno
No Pornos
Want the holy book in my hand by a tree
Want to say not a word and use a blackboard to speak
Want to soak up God for a while
In a religious mode
No talk, all silent, no mess, no dress code
No booze, no flirt, no porno
And Jews, those Jews we got 'em
God's word in my head, and a goblet in my hand with no bottom
And no booze, no flirt, no porno
Come let's get packed...flip flops, and brown robes if you got 'em
No booze, no flirt, no porno
No Porno
Fixing holes in the souls of people I meet
Been dreaming of heaven since I was smitten
Ain't no better time than now...for Britain
No booze, no flirt, no porno
And Jews, those Jews we got 'em
God's word in my head and a goblet in my hand with no bottom
And no booze, no flirt, no porno
No Pornos
Want the holy book in my hand by a tree
Want to say not a word and use a blackboard to speak
Want to soak up God for a while
In a religious mode
No talk, all silent, no mess, no dress code
No booze, no flirt, no porno
And Jews, those Jews we got 'em
God's word in my head, and a goblet in my hand with no bottom
And no booze, no flirt, no porno
Come let's get packed...flip flops, and brown robes if you got 'em
No booze, no flirt, no porno
No Porno
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it must suck 2b u,nocandy or sweets
What? What the heck are you talking about?
It's even worse than that, aka skittles -- the paper is SO heavy.
Even worse, Rogaine dosn't work when you're wearing a halo.... Thanks followers in the way of the Matthias.
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