I turned on the HBO
Just to watch my favorite wiseguy show
Big Pussy was on a boat today
They pumped him for all that he knew
And he looked up from his cement shoes
Laughed and said, all I have to say ... is

(Chorus):
Don't fink, 'cause if you do
Your face will be on the evening news
You'll end up full of bullet holes
With the fishes swimmin' all 'round your clothes
Don't fink or you just might die
You're better off if you just lie
Or tell them that you take the fifth
'Cause if you don't, you're gonna wish
You never said a single word
And you'll end up like the other turds
Yeah, trust me, friend, a dirty rat dies faster than you think
Don't fink

I was glued to my TV
And that Big Puss, he looked right at me
You best start gettin' all your stories straight
'Cause if you tattle, they'll break your bones
And they'll flip you over to Davy Jones
Tell every lie you think of 'fore it's too late

(Chorus):
Don't fink, 'cause if you do
Your face will be on the evening news
You'll end up full of bullet holes
With the fishes swimmin' all 'round your clothes
Don't fink or you just might die
You're better off if you just lie
Or tell them that you take the fifth
'Cause if you don't, you're gonna wish
You never said a single word
And you'll end up like the other turds
Yeah, trust me, friend, a dirty rat dies faster than you think
Don't fink

(Bridge):
So I've been tryin' to be cool
And I've been tryin' to hold it in
In this here today, here tomorrow, cell that's eight by ten
Don't fink
No, don't fink, whatever you do, don't fink