I Can Squeeze In

Here's the thing – I bought some new jeans
They won't fit my waist for beans
Yeah, yeah – I can squeeze in
I thought it over – and lost some weight
Then went back to try a size eight
Yeah, yeah - I can squeeze in
And all the stupid store clerk said
Was how I should just give it up
But even though I stretched the thread,

I can squeeze in
I don't need a bigger size
I slid in my shin, yeah – yeah
And I pushed - and I heaved - with a grin
I can squeeze in

How can I put it? - I put them on
I almost fell for the Jenny Craig con
Yeah, yeah – I can squeeze in
How come I always have to pray
Before I lose another pound?
My weight cannot just go away?

But I can squeeze in
I don't need a bigger size
I'll slide in my shin, yeah - yeah
And I'll push – and I'll heave – I'll heave with a grin
And I'll squeeze in

Dieting isn't a "cakewalk"
But out of sweat – out of time
Shut your mouth and you can make it
It feels – oh it feels – oh it feels - so sublime!

I can squeeze in
I don't need - a bigger size
I slid in my shin, yeah – yeah
And I pushed - and I heaved – I heaved with a grin
I don't need a bigger size
I slid in my shin, yeah – yeah
And I pushed - and I heaved –
You should know – that I heaved – I heaved with a grin
I can squeeze in
I can squeeze in
I can squeeze in