Song Parodies -> "Since I Quit Ballet (Version Death to the Dieter)"

Original Song Title:

"Since You Been Gone"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Since I Quit Ballet (Version Death to the Dieter)"

Parody Written by:

bookwrm12

The Lyrics

The phrase, "Since I Quit Ballet" needs to be kind of syncopated to make it work.

Here's the thing, it started out small
It was cool, I had danced since I crawled
Yeah, yeah, since I quit ballet

Dedicated, I took the time
In first grade-I was the Einstein
Yeah, yeah, since I quit ballet

And all you'd ever see me do
Is study, study, dance alone
That's all you'd ever see me do

Since I quit ballet
My grades fell for the first time
I'm eating my soul
Yeah yeah
Stab my back, 'cuz I gained 40 pounds
Since I quit ballet

How can I say it
I failed this time
Now you can't see the bones- in my spine
Yeah, yeah
Since I quit ballet

Why did you ever come that day
Her hot body sure beat mine
Red roses you gave to her

I had my chance
I ate it
There's the bulge
There's the blood
Hide the scale
I just can't take it,
Again and again and again and again!

It's OK girls. We got this!

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