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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye 2005"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Goodbye 2005"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

2nd annual year end song
Strike in the MTA
Caused lots to walk and freeze
White Sox won in baseball
The fans waited so long
Star Wars series is done
A real bride was on the run
A blockbuster movie remake of King Kong
There's 360
We've come so far since Pong

Many hoped the new Pope
Would be more progressive
And you've seen TomKat elope
Unless you are a monk
Return of Family Guy
And all in all I'm glad to be alive
Goodbye 2005

Supreme Court vacancies
Rehnquist died and Sandra quit
Roberts was qualified
Not Harriet Miers
There was controversy
Outing Plame's identity
After winning, again Lance Armstrong retired
And there is no
More Chapelle's Show
That came as quite a shock

Lots displaced, some disgraced
The storm called Katrina
Changed America's face
With Wilma still to come
GOP took a dive
But Pat Robertson continues to thrive
Goodbye 2005

Martha Stewart went to jail
While Jacko just went to Bahrain
Kanye's ego's far from frail
Britney realized
That Federline
Is a bum

Paris H. got engaged
Then broke up with Paris
A scholastic battle raged
About evolution
Should she still stay alive?
That was the question about Terry Schiav-
O bye 2005

Jess and Nick called it quits
Brad's with Angelina
He's adopting all her kids
Now Jen is with Vince Vaughn
Kids were born, people died
Many are still mourning Richard Pry-
Or bye 2005

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D-Boz - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing is way off pretty much all over, but otherwise a good parody.

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