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Song Parodies -> "Miss Flight Attendant"
Original Song Title:
"Miss Independent"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kelly Clarkson
Parody Song Title:
"Miss Flight Attendant"
Parody Written by:
EmiLoca
The Lyrics
Okay, don't ask about "Juan"...it just sounds like a steward's name.
Miss Flight Attendant
Miss slow ascendant
Miss non-transcendent
Miss come-of-age
Miss minimum wage
Miss don't let a pet board that Lear, no
Miss on her own
Miss bland cologne
Miss never let a child use that airplane phone
So, by keeping her nametag polished
Her reputation ne'er demolished
Little miss optimistic
Said ooh, she missed the flight
What is this feeling taking over?
Someone inside locked all of the doors
Surprise...It's time
To feel unreal
What happened to Miss Flight Attendant?
Lost reputation, not resplendent
Goodbye, old you
Your plane just flew
Miss AA Crew
Miss what to do
Miss if you want to find that plane you better up start, yeah
But she miscalculated
She ended up extremely jaded
And this miss, she found out that she missed out on the flight
So, believing the false impression
The miss took a new direction
She lost her badge, her stewardess connection
She missed the flight.
What is this feelin' takin' over?
Yelling for Juan to open my door (open my door)
Surprise...It's time (yeah)
To feel unreal
What happened to Miss Flight Attendant?
Lost reputation, not resplendant
Goodbye (goodbye), old you (oh you)
Your plane, your plane just flew
When Miss Flight Attendant walked away
No longer employed, no more food tray
She looked in the mirror and thought today
What happened to miss no flight delay
It took some time 'till she had seen
How stupid that job had truly been
No more talk of feelings of chagrin
I'm so glad I feel no sin...
What is this feelin' takin' over?
Now that I'm glad I've hit the dirt floor
Surprise (surprise), it's time (yeah)
To feel (to feel) what's real
What happened to Miss Flight Attendant?
No reputation, still resplendant
Goodbye (goodbye), old you
My plane just flew.
Miss Former Attendant...
Miss slow ascendant
Miss non-transcendent
Miss come-of-age
Miss minimum wage
Miss don't let a pet board that Lear, no
Miss on her own
Miss bland cologne
Miss never let a child use that airplane phone
So, by keeping her nametag polished
Her reputation ne'er demolished
Little miss optimistic
Said ooh, she missed the flight
What is this feeling taking over?
Someone inside locked all of the doors
Surprise...It's time
To feel unreal
What happened to Miss Flight Attendant?
Lost reputation, not resplendent
Goodbye, old you
Your plane just flew
Miss AA Crew
Miss what to do
Miss if you want to find that plane you better up start, yeah
But she miscalculated
She ended up extremely jaded
And this miss, she found out that she missed out on the flight
So, believing the false impression
The miss took a new direction
She lost her badge, her stewardess connection
She missed the flight.
What is this feelin' takin' over?
Yelling for Juan to open my door (open my door)
Surprise...It's time (yeah)
To feel unreal
What happened to Miss Flight Attendant?
Lost reputation, not resplendant
Goodbye (goodbye), old you (oh you)
Your plane, your plane just flew
When Miss Flight Attendant walked away
No longer employed, no more food tray
She looked in the mirror and thought today
What happened to miss no flight delay
It took some time 'till she had seen
How stupid that job had truly been
No more talk of feelings of chagrin
I'm so glad I feel no sin...
What is this feelin' takin' over?
Now that I'm glad I've hit the dirt floor
Surprise (surprise), it's time (yeah)
To feel (to feel) what's real
What happened to Miss Flight Attendant?
No reputation, still resplendant
Goodbye (goodbye), old you
My plane just flew.
Miss Former Attendant...
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Very original.. Works well. Good job!
I loved this song. Wow. I love it. I love you!
This was the best parody of this song I ever heard. Were you ever a flight attendant? I'll be sure to book you next time...wink.
Great job! I played "Miss Independent" and sang your lyrics to it. I was surprised by how well you matched the pacing. It's also very funny.
Wow. That is sooooo clever.Go Juan! Thats weird coz I did a Jerry Springer Parody and I used Jose. Sounds the same, I guess. Meh. I love the chagrin bit as well, I honestly didn't even know what that word meant. Hehehe.
Thanks to all who gave comments. When I wrote this way back in July I thought I was pretty damn clever. Looking back, it's just pretty damn bad. Sorry to disappoint.
What? I thought it was great, Em!!! Just remember my "LA LA LA"'s in the hoarse voice I use when I sing....there, do you feel better???
Ha ha ha.
I know, I know. I'm such a hoot.
That is awesome! Keep up the good work!!!
Are you on crack? It is NOT pretty bad! It is FABULOUS! I loved it Emi!!
WOW! This is great! And I love the line "Miss don't let a pet board that Lear" and "Miss never let a child use that airplane phone"! How true... 5's all round!
Great parody, 5's
just curious but it seems the mp3 version has different lyrics than the one's posted here....can someone tell me where i can find the lyrics to the mp3 version.....is it just me, or aren't they different? thanks. great parody.
Hey John Johnston, hitting on 14.85 year-olds is so uncool. It's common knowledge that 15.7 is the perfect time to do so.
And Emi, bemoaning how crap one's work of literary genius is... also uncool. I mean, yeesh. Get over yourself, ya freakin' prodigy.
And Emi, bemoaning how crap one's work of literary genius is... also uncool. I mean, yeesh. Get over yourself, ya freakin' prodigy.
wow i really liked this song, never heard something like it before. wish i could have listen to it
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