Here's the thing, I'm just a blonde
That's why I'm singing this song
Yeah yeah
Because I'm a blonde

I was dedicated, I took the time
Six months and it finally ryhmed
Yeah yeah
Because I'm a blonde

And I'll you'll ever hear me say
Is 2 plus 2 equals five
That's all you'll ever hear me say

Because I'm a blonde
I don't know how to spell my own name
It's just way to long
Yeah yeah
It's the letters
I wanna spell better
But I can't
Becuase I'm a blonde

I can do it, dial 911 on my own
But there's no eleven button on my stupid phone
Yeah yeah
Because I'm a blonde

How come I never hear you say
That the sky is always green
I guess you just don't think that way

Because I'm a blonde
I don't know how to read one page
It's just way too long
Yeah yeah
It's the words
My brain hurts
Hurts so bad
Because I'm a blonde

I had my chance I blew it
Why doesn't 2 x 2 equal 5?
My head hurts, I just can't take it
Again and again and again

Because I'm a blonde
I have to be reminded how to breathe
I do it all wrong
Yeah, yeah
First breathe in
Then breathe out
What have I done?
My tv's cooking soup
He said I was dumb
Yeah yeah
He said: "Don't ya see?" (Do I see?)
This microwave's (my microwave's)
Why don't you see? (why don't I see?)
This microwave's
Not a tv
It's because I'm a blonde
Because I'm a blonde
Because I'm a blonde