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Song Parodies -> "She Weighs A Tonne"

Original Song Title:

"Since You've Been Gone"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"She Weighs A Tonne"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

About a girl who was once fanciable, but who over-eats and ends up becoming quite a turn-off
Here's a thing
She started off slim
She was cool
And she went to gym
Yeah, yeah
She was such fun

She over-ate it
She cooked the pies
It wasn't long
Till she grew some thighs
Yeah yeah
It had begun

And all you ever hear her say
Is how she butchers all her food
That's all you ever hear these days

'Cause she weighs a tonne
She just eats and it's all fine
There's odd goings-on, yeah, yeah
She sees food, and she gets off her buns
She weighs a tonne

How can I cook it?
She puts weight on
If she falls over then we're surely done, run!
Yeah, yeah
We'd all be gone

And all you ever hear me say
Is how she needs to diet soon
I'm sorry she ain't felt that way

But she weighs a tonne
Eats her sleeves if it's meal-time
She'll never wear thongs, yeah, yeah
She eats food, and it goes straight to her bum
She weighs a tonne

She had a chance to lose it
Excercise, for a time
Stuffed her mouth and said she hates it
Again and again and again and again!

She weighs a tonne
She'd eat me if she had time
A size 31 yeah yeah
But she says that the size, the size is all wrong!

She just heaves if it's not prime
She eats all day long, yeah yeah
She don't chew, she just sits
You should know, that she sits
She sits eating crumbs
Since she's king-kong
Since she's 'shaped wrong'
She weighs a tonne
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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

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 5   6

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joe - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
hey, i like this one. You did a fantastic job here. And K-Y-L-E and all his cronies can kiss our ___s.
Dumb Ass Kid - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Cheers, Joe : )
Yet Another Dutchman - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, DAK, you're still a reigning AmIRight heavy-weight. :-) Here's some 5s for you to devour.
Red Ant - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good DAK, especially liked 'eats her sleeves', 'she'd eat me', 'she'd eat me' and 'size 31'- speaking of large rear ends, you might like this one I did:

Oh­, straight 5s.
Dumb Ass Kid - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Woo-hoo! It's raining 5's! : D Thanks, everyone!. Red Ant - i'll be sure to check it out, thanks ; )
carol - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
good job. brought a smile to my face today. 5's
Peter Andersson - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I only know this song from radio/TV and the folks behind it are seriously good at keeping parody evaluating files of the net so I'm passing on voting, for now, though I'd like to.
Dumb Ass Kid - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Carol - glad to hear it, thank you. Peter - Cheers for reading it anyway : )
Stinky Marshmellow - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
lol ... is this about killy clarkson? doesnt matter, it still rocks...btw... 555
Dumb Ass Kid - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, SM

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