Song Parodies -> "Hey Kelly! (Stop With The Songs)"

Original Song Title:

"Since U Been Gone"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Kelly! (Stop With The Songs)"

Parody Written by:

Sakura

The Lyrics

Here's the thing
You started on TV
Then got a record deal with BMG
Yeah, yeah
Stop with the songs

You recorded "Before Your Love"
A song I quickly became tired of
Yeah, yeah
Stop with the songs

It's time for you to hear me say
That I don't wanna hear from you
So go ahead and break away

Just stop with the songs
I can't hear them one more time
You've lasted too long
Yeah, yeah
Why don't you find yourself a new job?
Stop with the songs

Both of your albums went platinum
You made a movie and it left me numb
Yeah, yeah
Stop with the songs

It's time to make your fond good-byes
Unless there's not a brain in you
Right behind those hazel eyes

Just stop with the songs
I can't hear them one more time
You've lasted too long
Yeah, yeah
Why don't you find yourself a new job?
Stop with the songs

You've had your 15 minutes
You're washed up, you've lost your shine
Shut your mouth, I just can't take it
Again and again and again and AGAIN!

Stop with the songs

Just stop with the songs
I can't hear them one more time
You've lasted too long
Yeah, yeah
Why don't you find yourself a new job?

Just stop with the songs
I can't hear them one more time
You've lasted too long
Yeah, yeah
Why don't you find a job?
You should know that you need
To find a new job!

Stop with the songs
Stop with the songs

I'm planning on making this tune into a music video in the near future. You can read more about my forthcoming movies here.

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yeah - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment

A well put together diss. All 5's.

Yet Another Dutchman - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Have to agree. This one runs smoothly.

Larry Hensley - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah! We've had enough! 5s

D-Boz - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment

I really don't mind Kelly, I think she's talented and one of the few Idol contestants so far who really deserve to stay in the buisness. But I have to admit that this was well written although I don't agree with the writer.

bam bam - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment

do you truly hate kelly? Cuz i do. cool song. I'm sick of her, she's a disgrace for rock music.

juls1 - December 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Kelly Clarkson has great voice and some catchy songs, but honestly, she's no rocker. She needs to go back to Breakaway type songs or just go ahead and breakaway from the music scene

blahblahblah - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment

I'd feel dumb if i were y'all...she did win 2 grammys... but aside from that i love it, its kinda funny and the pacing is fantastic. Great song, just totally diasgree with what its saying

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